Favorite GLaDOS Quotes?

[TheJacoboCube]

Some of my favorite are:
* The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.

* The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.

* If the Weighted Companion Cube could speak ? and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot ? it would tell you to go on without it, because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.

 

[Solo-Wing]

"Did we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Good Bye " And you were like "NO WAY" And we were all "We pretended we were going to murder you." That was great..."

EDIT:
Oh and welcome to the Escapist.
Stay out of the Basement.

 

[bulldogftw]

Easy "This was a triumph" my favorite line from Stil Alive

 

[ArchAngelKira]

"Thats probobly a raw sewige container you should smother it all over your face sience your in love with it so much" (I could be wrong someone corrent me if I am)

 

[Svartfalk]

All of the "Still Alive"-song ^^

 

[Palademon]

"Did you know you could donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true."

"Remember, the Aperture Science "bring your daughter to work day" is the perfect time to have her tested."

 

[Drakmeire]

"Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death."

 

[The Harkinator]

Congratulations [INSERT NAME HERE]! You must be the pride of [INSERT HOMETOWN HERE].

 

[Rinji]

When I said "deadly neurotoxin," the "deadly" was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a bath in this stuff. Put in on cereal, rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all ? to me. You, on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.

 

[Novania]

"Okay look, we both said a lot of things you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us, for science...you monster."

 

[DasDestroyer]

"There was even going to be a party for you, a big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you... murdered him."

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

"Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death."

That's mine, right there. I love how "followed by death" is the afterthought.

Also, pretty much everything she says during the final boss fight is wonderful. I actually took longer than I needed to just to hear her talk.

 

[Scarecrow]

"I know all about you. I have your brain and voice scaned. I'll prove it: HELLOOOO

THAT'S YOU! THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU SOUND!"

 

[Cogwheel]

Hard to say, really. So many of them.

I'm just going to go with "nice job breaking it, hero" since it's applicable so often.

 

[PunkyMcGee]

the cake recipe
the cake is not a lie, and mmmmmm dose it sound tasty.

EDIT: That or "Submit to the party submission position" that's always fun to say

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

The only times I thought GLaDOS was really funny was when she impersonates you. Especially "'HELLOOO' THAT'S YOU! THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU SOUND!"

Other then that, though, I've always thought Portal was overrated for it's humor.

 

[MatParker116]

"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come, either, because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: "Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall NOT be mourned." That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny, too. "

 

[Valagetti]

'I have your brain scan and backed up if anything terrible happens. Don't believe me, here I'll put you on, "HEllOU". THATS YOU, THATS HOW DUMB YOU SOUND, YOUR NOT SMART, YOUR NOT A SCIENIST, YOUR NOT A DOCTOR, YOUR NOT EVEN A FULL TIME EMPLOYEE. Where did your life go so wrong?'

 

[[.redacted]]

" You are kidding me. Did you just stuff that Aperture Science thing-we-don't-know-what-it-does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?"

<3

 

[me.vicky]

All of the "Still Alive"-song ^^

YES.