Favorite Mass Effect 2 Quotes

[Quad08]

As the title says, what are your favorite quotes from Mass Effect 2?

It is my belief that after playing this game, everyone will have at least one. The comedic value and writing of this game is golden!

Please put any quotes that may contain spoilers or plot elements in spoiler tags

My personal favorites so far (that I can remember):

"I am a biotic GOD!" - High Volus

"You're all racist!" - Turian at C-Sec Security

"A hospital. Not a good place to have a fight." -Garrus
"What IS a good place to have a fight?" - Mordin
"Garden... electronics store... antique shop, if it's classy." - Garrus

 

[soren7550]

Spoiler: Joker Near The End Game Quote

Joker - Great. See, this is where it starts, and when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? "This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."

 

[Quad08]

Search Bar!!!!

Used, searched up "Mass Effect 2 Quotes" and didn't find anything

 

[T-Bone24]

Engineer Donnely: "That cook can't cook a good haggis to save his life."
The Other One: "Yeah, but all haggis tastes like ass anyway."
Donnely: "Aye, but in the right hands it can taste like mighty fine ass."

 

[Irridium]

Search Bar!!!!

Used, searched up "Mass Effect 2 Quotes" and didn't find anything

Therre's a thread called favorite mass effect quotes.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.144563-favorite-mass-effect-quote

 

[Cabisco]

Does anything the Illusive man says count, that man is by far my favorite new villain for years (New means i don't have to count the joker from arkham ).

Martin sheen made the man a complete badass, ideally i'd just copy and paste all the words he has from the mass effect 2 script into this thread.

 

[Quad08]

Search Bar!!!!

Used, searched up "Mass Effect 2 Quotes" and didn't find anything

Enjoy http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.144563-favorite-mass-effect-quote?page=2

Therre's a thread called favorite mass effect quotes.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.144563-favorite-mass-effect-quote

As I already stated, I used the search bar but this forum did not pop up.

Type in what I used if you don't believe me.

In my defense though, that forum is primarily focused on the first games quotes

 

[Thaius]

"You had him backing up worse than a Krogan toilet!" - Quarian, in reference to Shepard's debating skills

HAHA

 

[quiet_samurai]

"Probing Uranus"

-Talking AI glowing basketball thing.

 

[Jandau]

"I love the sight of humans on their knees." - EDI

"I am the perfect image of a scientist salarian" (and the rest of the song) - Mordin

"Defeating the Tresher Maw has produced six breeding requests for Grunt. And one for Shepard." - EDI

"Really comander? Probing Uranus?" - EDI

Most of the Tali romance is a cross between funny and heartwarming.

90% of the time when Joker opens his mouth.

90% of the time when Morlan opens his mouth.

Everything at the Game Store on the Citadel

 

[Doc Theta Sigma]

"That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest-son-of-a-***** in space!"

"I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going until it hits something! That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years! If you pull the trigger on this you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime!"

- Alliance Sergeant

 

[Quad08]

Everything at the Game Store on the Citadel

I'm actually heading back to the Citadel just so I can write all the quotes down

"That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest-son-of-a-***** in space!"

"I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going until it hits something! That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years! If you pull the trigger on this you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime!"

- Alliance Sergeant

Couldn't remember the exact words to it, but yes. One of the best, and most informative, speeches in the game

 

[Jandau]

"That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest-son-of-a-***** in space!"

"I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going until it hits something! That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years! If you pull the trigger on this you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime!"

- Alliance Sergeant

That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it"! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p77XnhzJz7g&feature=related]

 

[Punisher A.J.]

mostly the things that archangel says....

reach and flexibility anyone?

 

[dreadedcandiru99]

EDI: "Really, Commander? All right, probing Uranus."

Tali: "Go for the optics, [whatever she said her drone's name was]!"

The Turian and the Quarian in the Eternity Bar on Illium: [that whole conversation]

EDI again: "I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees. [pause] That is a joke."

 

[AC Medina]

"So fuck you, and thanks for asking."

Jack is voiced so subtly and perfectly by Courtenay Taylor. She's the most likable ***** I've ever seen in a game.

edit: Wait, I lied. Mordin's singing is the best.

 

[XMark]

"Don't. fuck. with Aria."