Favorite Quotes

[velcrokidneyz]

Title say it all, what are some of yours?

Mine is...

Spoiler

you have power and money, but you are mortal, you know you can not escape death, but immortality can be obtained,

the legend is always the same, if others have succeeded conquering death why must we accept it, I know where

immortals live and how to obtain their secret, we too might become wisemen. The elements of chemistry are many, but finite, so are the

techniques of enlightenment..

 

[Hader]

"Put more stuff in the thing more stuff goes in."

 

[TeeBs]

"don't quote me"

 

[ChupathingyX]

"Why fight when you can negotiate? All one needs is the proper leverage."

 

[M4A1Sopmod]

"He who smiles when something is wrong has found someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch

"Your so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece." - Full Metal Jacket

 

[WrongSprite]

"Only when the last tree has been cut down;
Only when the last river has been poisoned;
Only when the last fish has been caught;
Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten."

Always an old fave.

 

[Kagatos]

"Everybody has to believe in something....I believe I'll have another."

My personal favorite from Terry Goodkind:

"The only sovereign you can allow to rule you is reason.

The first law of reason is this: what exists, exists; what is, is; and from this irreducible bedrock principle, all knowledge is built. It is the foundation from which life is embraced.

Thinking is a choice. Wishes and whims are not facts nor are they a means to discover them. Reason is our only way of grasping reality; it is our basic tool of survival. We are free to evade the effort of thinking, to reject reason, but we are not free to avoid the penalty of the abyss that we refuse to see. Faith and feelings are the darkness to reason's light. In rejecting reason, refusing to think, one embraces death."

 

[velcrokidneyz]

"Everybody has to believe in something....I believe I'll have another."

wow i like that one a lot, funny

 

[crudus]

Spoiler

"Today has been a day about my chest apparently"
-anonymous

Amy: Is this how it works Doctor? You never interfere in the affairs of other people or planets...unless there's children crying.
Doctor: Yes.

"To those who do not know mathematics it is difficult to get across a real feeling as to the beauty, the deepest beauty, of nature. ... If you want to learn about nature, to appreciate nature, it is necessary to understand the language that she speaks in." - Richard Feynman

All I know is that I know nothing
-Socrates

God: ...and you can't affect free will.
Bruce: Can I ask why?
God: Yes, and that is the beauty of it!

?My fellow Americans. I?m pleased to announce that I?ve signed legislation outlawing the Soviet Union. We begin bombing in five minutes.?
- Ronald Reagan joking during a mic check before his Saturday radio broadcast

"scientists are also sexy; lets not forget that"
-Randal Monroe

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

Knowledge = Power = Energy = Matter = Mass. A library is just a genteel black hole that can read.

The fact is that camels are far more intelligent than dolphins.*
* Never trust a species that grins all the time. It's up to something.

Rincewind gave his fingers a long shocked stare, as one might regard a gun that has been hanging on the wall for decades and has suddenly gone off and perforated the cat.

'Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his head, 'are a sure sign of a diseased mind.'

Racism was not a problem on the Discworld, because ? what with trolls and dwarfs and so on ? speciesism was more interesting. Black and white lived in perfect harmony and ganged up on green.

Greebo's technique was unscientific and wouldn't have stood a chance against any decent swordmanship, but on his side was the fact that it is almost impossible to develop decent swordmanship when you seem to have run into a food mixer that is biting your ear off.

Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meaning can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.

 

[Blemontea]

Well excuse me princess
Woopdie do bazzle
She sells seashells down by the sea shore
Every puzzle has an answer
Objection!

 

[Fragrance of Mtn Dew]

"And though I may fight until the desert sands run red with blood, I could not bring back the dead." Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

"I've returned from the depths of Hell to do battle with you... At least let me have some fun while I'm here!" Godot, Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations

Actually pretty much anything Godot says is a favorite of mine.

 

[xdom125x]

Person 1: Why?
Person 2:Why not?
-unknown (or me, not quite sure)

"Wisdom is knowing what to do with knowledge"
-Me (probably others before me)

Also
"Spies aren't trained to fight fair. Spies are trained to win."
-Michael Weston (Burn Notice)

"don't quote me"

That was far too tempting and awesome to go unquoted.

 

[Nouw]

Choose one.

"This is my boomstick!" Ash William.
"Say what again! I dare you, I double dare you ************ say what one more goddamn time!" Jules Winnfield.

"Yippie Kayee ************." John Mclane.

 

[Audemas]

"What's the difference between you and a Mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore."

 

[PixelKing]

When the game is over, The king and the pawn go in the same box.

 

[AlmostLikeLife]

"If you ever dream of beating me, you better wake up and apologize."
- Muhammad Ali.

I repeat that about once a day.


"If it takes forever, I will die trying."
- from "Die Trying" by Art of Dying (one of my favorite bands)

I relate this one to my dream of being a professional wrestler.

 

[NeonOranges]

"Never pet the burning zombie dog."

 

[zen5887]

?I'm always thinking about creating. My future starts when I wake up every morning . . . Every day I find something creative to do with my life.?
- Miles Davis

 

[Zeema]

You Either Get Busy Liven Or You Get Busy Diein