Favorite "When life gives you lemons," Quotes.

[Duh]

i would go for the scurvy jokes but that would be to easy, not unlike your mum
HAR HAR HAR sorry

now where was i?

when life gives you lemons, put them under your shirt and pretend you have realy small and firm boobies that you'll use to cure the world from SCURVY

i couldnt get around THAT one

 

[GoliathOnline]

When life gives me lemons...I make beef stew

 

[Mullahgrrl]

When life gives you lemons, go find a Potato Launcher.

It feels like that oughtn't work somehow.

 

[Neurotoxin]

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonAIDS

 

[darkless]

"When life gives you lemons make grape juice, sit back and let the world wonder"

EDIT: Damn it was already posted

Bit long but I liked it first time I heard it.

 

[Mean Mother Rucker]

My favorite: When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them tequila and have a party.
When life gives you lemons, go suck a dick.

Dammit, you beat me to the punch.

When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand something better.

Or if I didn't screen well enough and someone said that:

When life gives you pineapples you say, "Oi! What happened to the lemons?"

Or if some bastard took that from me too:

When life gives you lemons, swell up and die.

 

[ManiacalZManiac]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
When life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

 

[irishstormtrooper]

"When life doesn't actually suck, you probably should stop getting high"

 

[PirateKing]

When life gives you lemons don't get mad, get stabby.

When life gives you lemons, do a barrel roll!

 

[Azazcyh]

"When life gives you lemons make lemonade then find someone who life has given them vodka and have a party." -Ron White

EDIT- damn someone beat me to it
"When life gives you lemons, put down the bong."

 

[Snowalker]

well, this isn't exactly what the thread is asking for but as a pick up line I've always wanted to try "Life gave me lemons, I wanted to make lemonade, but I had no sugar. Care to give me some?"

 

[JWAN]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

YOU STOLE MY IDEA!!!1!!

but really

DO IT

 

[Sewer Rat]

When god give you lemons you squeeze them in his eyes and then rob his ass. (Yep, I'm going to hell)

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

When life gives you lemons, make sure someone's not taking the pith.

 

[L.B. Jeffries]

When life gives you lemons, convince everyone that having lemons is the best thing possible and score chicks.

 

[USSR]

"When life gives you lemons, you begin to hate God's metaphors."

 

[Angus565]

"When life gives you lemons, throw them at people who own expensive cars."

Damn that's what I was gonna say

When Life gives you lemons, punch Life in the face and steal his wallet and buy something better. That will show life...

 

[Mstrswrd]

"When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice onto gyro's and/or souvlaki's (SP?). It makes them more delicious."

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Say: "what the fuck are these lemons for?"

 

[DoomDispenser]

When life gives you lemons, make lemon grenades!