Favorite "When life gives you lemons," Quotes.

[Kinguendo]

When life gives you lemons, go to Soviet Russia and find some lemons.

I dont think they got it... Dont worry I did.

Maybe you should just spell it out for the ones that dont get it and say "When life gives you lemons, Soviet Russias lemon gives you lifes".

 

[Biosophilogical]

When life gives you lemons... how the F*** did life even get lemons, it doesn't have any hands!!!

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it."

I love these two.

I was going to say the powerthirst one, didn't notice how many posts this thread already had though...

 

[Laura.]

When life gives you lemons, go to Soviet Russia and find some lemons.

I dont think they got it... Dont worry I did.

Maybe you should just spell it out for the ones that dont get it and say "When life gives you lemons, Soviet Russias lemon gives you lifes".

But over-explaining it makes it dull

 

[Mjolnir07]

When life gives you lemons, give life a blender and force life to make his own god damned lemonade.

 

[elilupe]

When life gives you lemons, be thankful, it could have been dog sh@t.

 

[Kinguendo]

When life gives you lemons, go to Soviet Russia and find some lemons.

I dont think they got it... Dont worry I did.

Maybe you should just spell it out for the ones that dont get it and say "When life gives you lemons, Soviet Russias lemon gives you lifes".

But over-explaining it makes it dull

Yeah thats true, explanation is the thing that dulls even the sharpest witissisms.

 

[Redratson]

"When life gives you lemons make lemonade, then you should find someone whose life gives them vodka, and have a party."

-Ron White

I think thats how he siad idk

 

[RobCoxxy]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

Balls! I wanted...

 

[Kaijj]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

Lol. My thought exactly. Beat me to it tho.

 

[NJ]

"When life gives you lemons, you throw 'em back and yell "LEMONS? I said pineapple, asshole!"."

 

[johnzaku]

Wing 'em right back and add a couple a yer own

 

[LordCraigus]

When life gives you lemons, shove 'em up yer arse.

I don't know anymore.

 

[nicholaxxx]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

you win one internetz

 

[SFR]

"When life throws pies at yuh, you make yourself a tall glass of pie-monade!"

 

[Agrael]

'' When life gives you lemons, make lemonade - then go find a man, whose life has given him vodka - and throw a party ''

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice"

 

[THEMILKMAN]

When life gives you lemons, find the guy who's life gave him vodka and throw yourselves a party.

Edit: damnit, ninja'd again...

 

[Spygon]

mine is "when life gives you lemons grab it by the throat and demand better"