Favorite "When life gives you lemons," Quotes.

[lenin_117]

well, this isn't exactly what the thread is asking for but as a pick up line I've always wanted to try "Life gave me lemons, I wanted to make lemonade, but I had no sugar. Care to give me some?"

NICE

 

[Shadowfaze]

When life gives you lemons, you throw them back and demand oranges!

 

[orlylover1234]

"when life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someones eyes and haul ass!"
or
"when ife gives you lemons, fuck the lemons and bail!"
hahaha my favorites

 

[roei115]

"when god gives you lemons-YOU FIND A NEW GOD!!"
by power thirst

and

"when life gives you lemons..you feed them to your zombie cyborg army of ninja monkeys and take over the world!!!!!!"
by me

 

[T-Bone24]

When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy apples. Lemons are shit anyway.

 

[reterofish18]

part of an actual conversation

pal: man this is shit

Me:well when life gives you shit, make shit-aid

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

When life gives me lemons, I make lemonade. But sometimes life gives me bananas, and I don't know what to think.

Reference?

 

[Smagmuck_]

When life gives you lemons

Make hard lemonade, LOL.

 

[cp2u]

When life gives you lemons, throw them at people who own expensive cars
-1995 camry owner

 

[GreyWolf257]

I know everyone is going to say this, but replace "life" with "God".

"What do you do when God gives you lemons? Find a new God!"

 

[Walrus42]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-ninja'd three times on the same page. I should've checked.

 

[Cpu46]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

I went into this descusion intending on posting exactly this quote

 

[The Rascal King]

When life gives you lemons, masturbate



Yeah buddy

 

[zidine100]

when life gives you lemons, LEMON GRENADE!

 

[Seldon2639]

"When life gives you lemons, just say 'fuck the lemons' and bail"

 

[Dags90]

When life gives you lemons, make limoncello and get hammered.

 

[Radelaide]

When life gives you lemons, shut up and eat your damned lemons.

 

[JSkunk22]

When life gives you lemons you don't ***** and moan, you say thank you for the free lemons.

When life gives you limes, mmm, limes.

 

[JohnSmith]

When life gives you lemons, send life an invoice for the disposal of the aforementioned hazardous citrus biologicals, citing the need to buy the correct Personal Protective Equipment and the associated costs of adhering to local legislation. Then ask life if it would like a glass of lemonade.

 

[siffty]

lemon?