Favorite Zero Punctuation Quotes

[Kyle Donovan]

What are your favorite ZP quotes? (Oh fuck a pink dress, SHIT'S GETTING REAL!)

 

[Tartarga]

"As the exasperated zoo keeper said to the last male panda in the world, FUCK THAT!" He says as he gestures towards a female panda.

 

[PuffinBox]

"Some might say that's enough, some might say I'm too hard too please but some can shut their fucking mouths"

 

[Zhadramekel]

I can't remember the exact line but it's the abloogy-woogy-woo line from the Amnesia Dark Decent review or:
"gameplay consists of beating people up, beating bigger people up, following people until they can stop long enough to let you beat them up, protecting people by beating up the people who are trying to beat them up and some quick time events"

 

[Lordmurdalot]

"THERE IS NO MIDDLE FINGER BIG ENOUGH!!" from call of jaurez i waant that on a t-shirt

 

[ToastiestZombie]

"Short Answer, No
Long Answer, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Also this classic:
"OH SHIT there's JAM coming out of the walls"

 

[LordOfAllHeSurveys]

..............and whistled for a baboon.

 

[pirateninj4]

Hammer made of wank.

 

[Dreamfiller]

"OH PISSING BLIMEY, THERES -JAM- COMING OUT OF THE WALLS.


"If I cut an 6-foot tall demon in half, I wouldn't go sulk in a corner how my ex-girlfriend left me for a surfer, I would go " FUCKING HELL, DID ANYONE SEE THAT? IM SQUIRTING MACHISMO OUT OF MY NIPPLES OVER HERE. I AM A MONSTER TRUCK, THAT WALKS LIKE A -MAN-!"

 

[Nyaoku]

"And as the general said to the inventor of the first feces-powered helicopter. "This s*** will not fly.""

 

[PureIrony]

"Its like watching someone beat their fists against the wall before running off to hospital and then coming back to do it some more. And they used my medical insurance. And its MY WALL".

 

[Sonicron]

"God knows what would happen if you spread Branston Pickle onto No More Heroes - possibly, the universe would end. And it would be awesome."

 

[Cyfu]

i don't remember the exact quote
"they are Pants on the Head retarded" or something like that

 

[Knusper]

"Call me a cynic. Please, it's my only sense of identity" I think it's from Resistance 3

 

[Arkvoodle]

The day I fork out seventy bucks for an expansion pack will be the day I swallow razor wire, pull the end out of my ass & floss myself to death.

 

[Gammayun]

"who the hell is running this company scaramanga why would a pmc invade the us, what where they gonna do when they killed the president crown themselves king"

"where were they hiding all soldiers and hardware to wage war on global super power the fucking moon"

"we lost contact, bull fucking shit all possible threats were dead we didn?t lose contact i was looking at them they were right fucking there we were close enough to communicate by waggling are eyebrows at each other what the fuck happen when the stupid arbitrary time limits runs out do there battle royal collars explode, they all lose honour and disembowel themselves"

 

[Phishfood]

"It shoots shurikens and lightning! the only way it could be cooler is if it had tits and was on fire"

Can't beat a classic like that.