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felixdan1

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i know this has been done before but i have got a new favourite quote. so post yours and say what they are from.
crank 2 highvoltage: chicken and broccoli
No more heroes 2: when you see your brother in hell....tell him hes still a douche
 

Lilani

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"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

--Bilbo Baggins, LotR: Fellowship of the Ring

And from Final Fantasy XI: Online (a quote that only players will get, but I feel like posting it anyway):

"This is Tarutaru. We are Windurst. You are our new slave..."

--Minister Ajido-Marujido
 

x0ny

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"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."

Bart Simpson
 

TheYellowCellPhone

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Something along the lines of "I JUST SHOT BILL MURREY!" in Zombieland.

That movie had tons of quotes like that.

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"We would be the ones to decide who would be punished. Broken up into groups of ten, we would have to vote on which one of use was going to be executed. And when we... the soldiers, we would be the ones to personally murder our friends. They rolled out these little pushcarts past us. I can still hear their sharp creaking wheels. They were full of stones, about the size of your hand, sharp and heavy. Some cried out, pleaded with us, begged like children. Some, like Baburin, simply knelt there silently, on his knees, starring right into my face as I brought the rock down into his.

  • [She sighs softly, glancing over her shoulder at the one-way glass]

"Brilliance. Sheer fucking brilliance. Conventional executions might have reinforced discipline, might have restored order from the top down, but by making us all accomplices, they held us together not just by fear, but by guilt as well. We could have said no, could have refused and been shot ourselves, but we didn't. We went right along with it. We all made a conscious choice and because that choice carried such a high price, I don't think anyone ever wanted to make another one again. We relinquished our freedom that day, and we were more than happy to see it go. From that moment on we lived in true freedom to point to someone else and say "They told me to do it! It's their fault, not mine." The freedom, God help us, to say "I was only following orders."


-World War Z (Max Brooks)

Bless his talented heart he wrote that.
 

Hauntghost20

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unorginal but "I'll be back"
or " You cant handle the truth!!!!!!!!!!!"
and "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"
 

ReservoirAngel

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"and thus I clothe my naked villainy with old odd ends stolen out of holy writ and seem a saint when most i play the devil." i just love that quote so much.

there's also: "and so we enter endgame." it's from the Simpsons, but i'm pretty sure they were referencing a film at the time...
 

Koroviev

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Not an entertainment quote, but I really like it.

"We all only live once. So we are obligated to make good use of the time that we have and to do something that is meaningful and satisfying. This is something that I find meaningful and satisfying. That is my temperament. I enjoy creating systems on a grand scale, and I enjoy helping people who are vulnerable. And I enjoy crushing bastards."

- Julian Assange
 

Sly Skater Man

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Love this Red Vs. Blue line, make me laugh each time.
"Oh you camping *****!"
"It's a legitimate strategy!!"
 

leviathanmisha

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Oh, the barrage of Castle and Criminal Minds quotes, let them begin.

Richard Castle: Who's got two thumbs and a date with a prostitute? (BWHAHAHAHA!!! This was even funnier in the bloopers)
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Kevin Ryan and Javier Esposito: Are those hickeys?
Kate Beckett: No.
Richard Castle: I wish!
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Spencer Reid: Wait! That song had meaning?? I missed it!!
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Ohh...I love these shows!!!!! Especially Spencer Reid...he's soo freaking cute!!!
 

GrimTuesday

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You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here! Now we're finishing this deal, and then maybe, maybe we'll come back for those morons... got themselves caught... and you can't change that by getting all... bendy.

Jayne Cobb Firefly

The man who passes the sentance should swing the sword.

Ned Stark A Game of Thrones

?There are no true knights, no more than there are gods. If you can?t protect yourself, die and get out of the way of those who can. Sharp steel and strong arms rule this world, don?t ever believe any different.?

Sandor "The Hound" Clegane A Game of Thrones
 

Jumping_Over_Fences

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From Slapstick by Kurt Vonnegut:

"It's as if you were pointing a gun at my head," she said. "It's just a way of getting somebody to say something they probably don't mean. What else can I say, or anybody say, but 'I love you too'?"

Thank you for not including television shows in your list. We would be here all day if The Simpsons were included on the list. Well, not really we, more me, I would be here all day.
 

Sp3ratus

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"Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone"
From the movie Oldboy

"Strength lies in *knowing* oneself"
From the game Planescape: Torment
 

Smagmuck_

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"HOOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"
Cpl. Dunn... C'mon, it had to be said. XD

"Dude, you've been spending our rent money on philipino hookers?"

"They're not hookers, they're massage therapists."

"They'll massage your cock for money. I think there's a word for it, I think it's "Hooker"?"

"You're a hooker!"
 

PleasantKenobi

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Sp3ratus said:
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone"
From the movie Oldboy
Not originally from OldBoy though, as I understand it.

I hate to go with a somewhat cliched choice, but as no one has entered this territory yet,

"I want you to clean your vagina."
-American Psycho, Bret Easton Ellis.

The movie, and more so the novel, has some incredible quotes.

Chuck Palahnuik, while on the topic of the modern/post-modern author, is an incredibly quotable author. Most of his stuff is written in such a punchy style you could just pluck it out of context just to sound 'cool' or whatever. I mean, just think of Fight Club for example. Shame that his style lends to this, because alot like Ellis' works, quoting it out of context removes some of its importance.

Bit like alot of fools who misquote/simplify works of complex Philosophy by quoting lines of it out of context. 'God is Dead', being the prime example of this.
 

ShadowGandalf

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Jurassic Park - Ian Malcolm, to John Hammond - "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they COULD, they didn't stop to think if they SHOULD". A quote full of truth.

Ratchet & Clank 3 - Ratchet, to Fake Clank - "Look Clank, it's Dr Nefarious, and that butler guy, .. and ... They've got Clank!! They're holding you prisoner, ... how about that??"

and, not necessarily a film, book or game but, ... South Park - Redneck, to South Park Community - THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!!!
 

Sneeze

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"The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is the amount of press coverage" ~ Survivor by Chuck Palahnuik