Favourite random lines in games.

[Tech Team FTW!]

I am wonderring what the best random, to the point of pants on head retarded, lines of dialogue ever to appear in games.

My personal favourite is in CoD WaW when Sgt. Roebuck yells "Miller!(your character) get the flamethrower!" right after the guy carrying it was raped by the machine gun bunker you are meant to use it on.

 

[Hachura]

"I'm only gonna ask you this one time. Give me the Naughty Nightwear!" - Lug Nut, Fallout 3.

Major wtf.

 

[DannyBoy451]

"GO FOR THE EYES BOO! GO FOR THE EYES!! YYYYAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!1!1!111!!!!"

Minsc, Baldur's Gate.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

"Prophecy? It's all shit if you ask me."
"Yea, I mean one of the slaves foretold that I was going to die today"

-Random guards in Dark Messiah of Might & Magic (whom you kill soon after)


Edit: Probably not the right words in the first line, but the second one definately is.

 

[Simalacrum]

how can it be anything but "all your base are belong to us"?

 

[TyeDye75]

Do I look like a fucking botanist....

Marcus Fenix GOW2

 

[DigitalSushi]

"this guy are sick", Aeris the dozy prude says it in Midgar FF7.


This isn't in a game but the line was said by Sony marketing showing off one of their games
"Genji for the PS3 strive's for historical accuracy" (into view comes 40ft skull crab monster thingie)

 

[Ultress]

I am Error- Error

I'll quote it till i can't quote it no more : What is a Man-Dracula

 

[SmilingKitsune]

"You move like a pregnant cow"-pretty much everyone in Oblivion.

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

"I hate vans."
"I hate stairs."
"I hate small towns."
"I hate hospitals."
"I hate boats."
"I hate sewers."
Etc. Francis' commentary always gives me a chuckle.

 

[Kinichie]

(With a hint of sarcasm in her voice) "Oh no! Here come the f**king dragons" - An Advert on GTA4

"That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero." - GLaDOS

While opening the Blast Doors in the Missile Silo, Call of Duty 4
Captain Price: "Gaz, can't you make it open faster?"
Gaz: "Negative, sir. But you can try pulling if it'll make you feel better."
Captain Price: "Cheeky bastard..."

"The worst thing about worshiping the shadows is that we must take our tea without milk." Temple of Shadows member, Fable II

Left 4 Dead, Death Toll Campaign, negotiating with the Bellman held up in the Saferoom.
"I'm going to tear that bell down and shove it up your ass!" - Francis

 

[Shrubery]

"I hate vans."
"I hate stairs."
"I hate small towns."
"I hate hospitals."
"I hate boats."
"I hate sewers."
Etc. Francis' commentary always gives me a chuckle.

"you know what i don't hate ? vests."

 

[MattyboyJ]

"You better take this Jill, seeing as you are the master of unlocking" and "That was close, you were almost a Jill Sandwich" - Barry in Resident Evil, a game with possibly the funniest/worst voice acting I've heard.

 

[the protaginist]

"You move like a pregnant cow"-pretty much everyone in Oblivion.

"I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS TOUGHER THAN YOU!!!"

 

[Shoqiyqa]

"No sign hostiles here, Sir. Over." - a soldier in Half Life, one second after I blew his mate's arm off with a .357 magnum from just behind him.

"You're in violation of Imperial law!" - the only stormtrooper in the room I haven't toasted yet, Dark Forces.

"You are an impressive specimen." - evil mad scientist guy in Return to Castle Wolfenstein, when the player enters the lab. What's retarded about that? Well, he got in there by going through the eight-foot-tall cybernetically-enhanced zombie that was guarding the door, he went through it by blowing it away with either a 12.7mm or 7.62mm chaingun (ammo and documentation differ), which he was firing from the hip while running forwards and also carrying three pistols, two submachineguns, one assault rifle, two sniper rifles, one flamethrower, one rocket launcher, lots of ammunition for all of those, ten grenades and a lot of dynamite and wearing the remnants of three flak jackets and two helmets. I'd say it was pretty obvious he was an impressive specimen of something that is not humanoid.

 

[SmilingKitsune]

"You move like a pregnant cow"-pretty much everyone in Oblivion.

"I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS TOUGHER THAN YOU!!!"

"Stop! You've violated the law, your stolen goods are now forfiet, pay the court a fine or serve your sentance".

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

"You move like a pregnant cow"-pretty much everyone in Oblivion.

This and of course the famous "Powdered deer penis."

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

"You better take this Jill, seeing as you are the master of unlocking" and "That was close, you were almost a Jill Sandwich" - Barry in Resident Evil, a game with possibly the funniest/worst voice acting I've heard.

Try House of the Dead, or Typing of the Dead if you're not into rail shooters. There isn't much dialogue, but it's even worse than Yahtzee made it sound.

"You move like a pregnant cow"-pretty much everyone in Oblivion.

"I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS TOUGHER THAN YOU!!!"

"Stop! You've violated the law, your stolen goods are now forfiet, pay the court a fine or serve your sentance".

Stop criminal scum!

Another favorite of mine: "I am error" from a random NPC in Zelda 2.

 

[LackingSaint]

One time Fallout 3 glitched and I could talk to Dogmeat even when he was dead but he couldn't respond. Therefore..

*Dogmeat lays dead with his head blown off*
PC: Here, boy. The Stimpak will have you feeling all better.
*Stimpak removed*

It didn't.

 

[Rascarin]

"I don't recall using teleportation, but there I was... alone... naked."