Favourtine quotes.

[Firehopper]

Well movies, inspirational and even abridged quotes have been done.

But what about you favorite T.V quotes?

My favorite: From H.I.M.Y.M - The speech Barny gives Marshall about Jesus inventing the whole 3 day rule.

I would give a youtube link but I don't know how to embed -.-

 

[Cherry Cola]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

Poor Roy

 

[delet]

"Don't believe in me who believes in you! Don't believe in you who believes in me! Believe in you, who believes in yourself!"

Or something to that effect. TTGL, Kamina has some crazy awesome quotes...

Oh, and to get in some NGE fanboy in today: "Anta baka?!"

Oh, Asuka...

 

[tobi the good boy]

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move
~Douglas Adams

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't you think she looks tired?
-Dr. Who

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Malcolm Reynolds: Well... that went well.

Wash: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.
Zoe: We live in a spaceship, dear.
Wash: So?

Mal: Girl knows things. Things she shouldn't. Things she couldn't.
Jayne: What, are you? are you sayin' she's a witch?
Wash: [sarcastically] Yes, Jayne. She's a witch. She has had congress with the beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.

Firefly has loads of these.

 

[El Poncho]

Do you know what happens to people who ask questions? They get answers and serves them right!


Not exact, I think it was Terry Pratchett who said it in Mort.

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

"Andy Dunfrese, the man who crawled through a river of shit, and came out clean on the other side." - Red, Shawshank Redemption.

And,
"Don't worry. You got away with it." - Frank (The rabbit), Donnie Darko.

 

[LightspeedJack]

Everything's coming up Milhouse!

 

[VivaciousDeimos]

Have you ever been to Kiev? The Cakemaker of Kiev could whoop all our asses. This is The Butcher. ~Hardison, Leverage

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I only need one bullet to kill you, but I brought a bunch, just in case!

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect... but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff.

Beat ya TimeLord!

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

"We shall rule this land, and we shall call it... this land."

"We shall call it the place of your DEATH!"

"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

-Wash from Firefly, playing with plastic dinosaurs. My favourite character, bar none.

 

[Lacsapix]

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move
~Douglas Adams

Of course that one!
also:
Nutrimatic drinks dispenser produces a liquid that is almost but not quite entirely unlike tea.
-Douglas Adams-

 

[Alfador_VII]

How many escape pods are there?
None!
You counted them?
Twice!

- Douglas Adams (again)

I could just quote the whole Hitch-Hiker's trilogy here, and Dirk Gently too

 

[Admrl Awsum]

For me it's from a song, which I listen to repeatedly. Voltaire - When You're Evil.

"And it's so easy when you're evil. This is the life, you see. The devil tips his hat to me."

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujzp9ffPwPM&playnext_from=TL&videos=3wJ4EHKMdpc

 

[Juan Regular]

"You can't snort a line of coke off a woman's ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly."

Hank Moody - Californication.
There's a bunch more by him, but this is always the one that instantly comes to mind.

 

[Miffmoff]

Metro 2033

"So lock and load, lets teach these freaks how really men fight!" Cause it sounds badass

On the "Frontline" level
"So Comrade Commissar, what does the manifesto say about giant mutant animals" (something along those lines)

You and another guy in a kart coming to a station
"Ooh, we're Nazis come to take over your station"

 

[Mr. In-between]

"Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!"

This may sound cliche, but this quote is actually keeping me from committing suicide and giving me motivation to fight my severe depression and addiction.