Yes, the meal of kings, fish & chips has fed the proud nation of the UK for millions of years (proven by scientific methods of science). There are, however, rules that must be followed.
Yes, rules. The favourite word of the Germans and least favourite of the French. Without these rules the very fabric of time will collapse in on itself, and that would ruin everyone's day.
Rule the first: The fish & chips must be placed in a holding device made completely from paper, not a polystyrene carton, for that way leads to madness. Newspaper is the material of choice, for it is said that the ink of British newspaper preserves and enhances flavour (scientific fact proven through methods of science).
Rule the second: There are only two condiments worthy of such an honour of being dispersed on the holy meal of holiness, salt & vinegar. Only a trained fish & chips fryer knows the perfect method of applying these condiments, but our trained scientists (in the method of science) have an idea.
It is theorised that the vingegar must first be liberally applied on the fish & chips. This will act as an adhesive for which the salt can anchor to in order to release the Flavour of Science[sub]TM[/sub].
The protectors of taste
Any other condiments, in particular, the demon tomato kethchup, will destroy the flavour of the fish & chips, triggering the great food armageddon. This must be avoided or jolly good times will be put to an end.
The enemy
Rule the third: The fish & chips must be consumed with the use of a two-pronged wooden fork. This is non-negotiable.
The eating utensil of kings
By following these three simple rules (proven by scientific scientists to be 100% scientifically proven), you too can enjoy the meal of kings.
Union flag optional
Yes, rules. The favourite word of the Germans and least favourite of the French. Without these rules the very fabric of time will collapse in on itself, and that would ruin everyone's day.
Rule the first: The fish & chips must be placed in a holding device made completely from paper, not a polystyrene carton, for that way leads to madness. Newspaper is the material of choice, for it is said that the ink of British newspaper preserves and enhances flavour (scientific fact proven through methods of science).
Rule the second: There are only two condiments worthy of such an honour of being dispersed on the holy meal of holiness, salt & vinegar. Only a trained fish & chips fryer knows the perfect method of applying these condiments, but our trained scientists (in the method of science) have an idea.
It is theorised that the vingegar must first be liberally applied on the fish & chips. This will act as an adhesive for which the salt can anchor to in order to release the Flavour of Science[sub]TM[/sub].
The protectors of taste
Any other condiments, in particular, the demon tomato kethchup, will destroy the flavour of the fish & chips, triggering the great food armageddon. This must be avoided or jolly good times will be put to an end.
The enemy
Rule the third: The fish & chips must be consumed with the use of a two-pronged wooden fork. This is non-negotiable.
The eating utensil of kings
By following these three simple rules (proven by scientific scientists to be 100% scientifically proven), you too can enjoy the meal of kings.
Union flag optional
Though I mudt admit, I'd happily enough eat it with my fingers, lol.
