Food items for a game-themed restaurant.

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SimuLord

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You know how there are silly themed restaurants all over the place, large and small, that serve bad-for-you American chow in a building themed to look like a 50s diner, an Australian...whatever the Outback Steakhouse is trying to be, or whatever? I think it'd be interesting if they built a building that looked like a giant arcade cabinet, had video game posters and such all over the walls, and had a silly name like "Steakcade" or something.

The challenge would be coming up with the silly themed names for the dishes on the menu. I've got a couple ideas, the community can fill in the rest:

(first, the easy ones)
Pac-Man Pizza. Comes with a slice missing from it, of course, although the slice would be served on a separate plate so people didn't think "what a gyp, they're selling us only part of a pizza!"

Space Invaders. Chicken nuggets shaped like the aliens from the game. Always bite where they're going to be, not where they are!

Beer Tappers: Before it got bowdlerized to "Root Beer Tapper", this bar-game favorite comes to life as beer-battered chicken tenders. Don't drop them!

(and now, a bit more obscure)

Spaghetti and Meet Ba'als: For the Diablo 2 players.
Dracula's Ribs: For everyone who remembers Castlevania 2 on the NES. What a horrible night to have a curse.

OK, go!
 

the protaginist

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1up Mushroom Pizza.
Fried Ottsel. I'm not totally sure what the actual PRODUCT would be, but i would giggle knowing i'm eating Precursor.
Crunchy Chick. "THAT...THAT ONE WAS STILL CHIRPING!"

Thats all i got...for now.

Casual Shinji said:
How about Silent Hill pizza?
What exactly would that entail?
 

SteakHeart

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Some slow roasted infection blobs garnished with blood, served on a rotting cedar plank.
 

El Poncho

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Well theres probably alot WoW dishes you can do.

Maybe you can do The Cake is a Lie, it's not actually cake it's pie.

Mario Salad, with mushrooms and lettuce leaves, in a shell with turtle meat (or some other meat )

Raymans Tasty Rabits: A rabbit sort of thing.

Dragon Burger: A beef burger, maybe venusin(spelling?)

Sandvich: Yeah well you know

Splosion Man Donuts: Everybody loves donuts!

Drink Ideas!:

Hyper Potion: A drink of some sort, for our pokemon fans:p
 

AboveUp

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megalomania said:
Portal Cake. Only you get served and empty plate, because The Cake Is A Lie!
Once you've paid the bill and left the table, the real cake will be served.

Mana Fiend said:
Nuka-Cola?
And Cola Light should be on the menu as Quantum.

Katamari Spaghetti would be the most mindblowing dish ever.
 

megalomania

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AboveUp said:
megalomania said:
Portal Cake. Only you get served and empty plate, because The Cake Is A Lie!
Once you've paid the bill and left the table, the real cake will be served.
Lol at least you would only need one piece of cake because it would never get eaten.

Echo steak, made from real dolphin... is that legal? I bet it is tasty.
 

DeadlyYellow

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DragunovHUN said:
Duke Nukem. It would be bacon and various other pork meet served in BOWLS OF STEEL
PFFT! Just put a fork in a boar and call it done. Comes with a side of bubblegum.
 

Pimppeter2

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Anything with the name Duke Nukem, a giant dish of lots of shit that takes 11 days to prepare.
 

AboveUp

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Not sure if anyone gets this...

The All You Can Eat E.V.O Menu
The items served will gradually grow in size based on how much you've had. Starting with small pieces of sushi, ending with... well... big animals.