Forum Text based adventure

[Wackymon]

Your name is roland, and are taking the standard exam in escapism with your master and his girl friend. The room has a desk, a book, a safe, a offe pot, a beer, and a new tie, and your old outfit. You are wearing a red suit with a bow tie, and sunglasses, and take a picture with your camera.

Note: you input commands viva typing in what you want him to do.

 

[PleasantKenobi]

Ok... how about:

TALK TO MASTER

 

[Wackymon]

>>TALK TO MASTER
Your master is not in the room. You know he is somewhere in the building, but you have no idea where.

 

[Battleaxx90]

EAT BOWTIE

And yes, I'm serious.

 

[Wackymon]

>>eat bowtie
You eat your bowtie. It tastes like cotton.
>>And yes, I'm serious.
You stand up, and start to look all serous like.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Remove sunglasses and scream "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!" [http://instantyeah.org/]

 

[Rumpsteak]

Use offe pot

 

[Wackymon]

>>Remove sunglasses and scream "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!"
You remove sunglasses and scream, "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!"
That causes the beer to explode.

>>Use offe pot
You have no idea what the hell a offe pot is. there is a coffee pot thats misspelled, but its full of fire.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Look at exploded beer.
Congratulate self.

 

[Wackymon]

YOu clap your hands together in a fit of congratulations.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Kick a Puppy.
Eat a Kitten.
Run outside covered in blood.

 

[Wackymon]

>>Kick a Puppy.
>>Eat a Kitten.
>>Run outside covered in blood.
That is all incredibly stupid sounding. You disregard these thoughts.

 

[NastoK]

Search the desk.

 

[MrTwo]

Oh god what have we done to this adventure.
KISS MASTER'S GIRLFRIEND

 

[lRookiel]

Leave room

Take a dump

Go to pet store

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Realise you destroyed alcohol. Tilt out by flipping the table.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Search your old outfit for clues.
Go through the Scooby Doo theme tune in your head.

 

[Wackymon]

>>KISS MASTER'S GIRLFRIEND
One, eww.
2)She is not in this room.
3)She is a pony, and you do not feel like kissing a pony.
>>Search the desk.
You begin to serch the desk, to find that it is merely some plywood supported by two stone busts.
>>Realise you destroyed alcohol. Tilt out by flipping the table.
You flip the table to tilt out.
>>Search your old outfit for clues
Its difficult to do without putting it on.
>>Leave room
You can't the doors barred shut.
[size=SMALL]stupid problem sleuth...[/size]
>>Take a dump
There is a lack of toilets.
>>Go to pet store
THERE ARE NO PET STORES!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Read book.
Hope it isn't the Hunger Games.

 

[Wackymon]

>>Read book.
You read the fine print on the mini gun
>>Hope it isn't the Hunger Games.
Ballox, its the hunger games brand.