Four word game review

[thom_cat_]

Portal:
I re-plastered the walls.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

NAME: ET (Atari 2600)
REVIEW: This game sucks balls

NAME: Transformers: War for Cybertron
REVIEW: Best Transformers game ever.

NAME: Borderlands
REVIEW: Good, but too repetitive

NAME: Portal
REVIEW: This was a triumph

NAME: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
REVIEW: Great sequel, Decent Multiplayer.

 

[thingymuwatsit]

Most games- That's good shit, yo.

 

[nick n stuff]

dragon quest ix: lazily made but fun

 

[Araym]

GodHand
Crazy awesome punching game

 

[andreas3K]

Borderlands: Kill people, get guns.

Final Fantasy XIII: Spectacular in every way.

Killzone 2: Keep shooting space nazis.

 

[teh_Canape]

System Shock 2
review: *waagh* this shit is bananas (I found it quite good, but it's just plain mindfuck)

+5 for ZP reference

 

[ArchAngelKira]

You are empty

"This game just sux"

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Dragon Age: Origins.
Pure fun, it's true.

Mass effect.
Awesome game, trust me.

Mass effect 2.
Better then the first.

Oblivion.
Never ever gets old.

Final Fantasy X.
Best Final Fantasy ever.

 

[AvsJoe]

Disgaea: Hour of Darkness
Grind, grind, laugh, grind

Twisted Metal: Head-On
It's entertaining but... BOOM!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Golden Sun: Awesome beyond all reason

Devil may cry 3: That was just awesome

Every pokemon game: The hell is that?

Yoshi story: The hell was that?

Mario 64:

 

[squidbuddy99]

Dawn of War: Soulstorm
We failed the emprah.

Okami
This is damn pretty.

Dante's Inferno
My eyes! It burns!!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Dawn of War: Dark Crusade

Captain Thule. 'Nuff said.

Mass Effect

Star Wars this generation.

 

[Lust]

Bayonetta: You wanna touch me?

Shadow of the Colossus: Yes, it's very epic.

LittleBigPlanet: So cute, must have.

God of War 3: So much blood...................................awesome.

Silent Hill 2: James, you sly devil.

Heavy Rain: Press "X" to Jason.

Edit:

Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past:

DUH NUH NAH NAAAAAA!!!!!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Yoshi's story: NEEEE AAAAAHHHH FFUUUUUUUULLLL!!!!! NEEE!!! (I think they're saying THE AAAAAAPLLLLLLLLEEE!)

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Romancing Saga: Awesome World, Awful Game.