Funniest thing in a game?

[TG]

What's the funniest thing you have come across while playing a game, whether it be a bug, a joke, a line by a character, a random comment from an NPC etc.

I love the TV stations from Episodes from Liberty City.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdmCL8f4P8

 

[delet]

Disgaea. The entire damned game. Hilarious.

I especially love the chapter where they use Laharl's weaknesses against him.

 

[Marter]

I really laughed at the "It's-a-me Mario!" from Assassin's Creed II.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

What's the funniest thing you have come across while playing a game, whether it be a bug, a joke, a line by a character, a random comment from an NPC etc.

I love the TV stations from Episodes from Liberty City.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdmCL8f4P8

When doing youtube links, just put [ youtube=pPdmCL8f4P8 ] (for that one) without spaces between brackets.

But for the funniest thing ever, I'd have to say in Indiana Jones: Fate of Atlantis, an old point & click adventure, there was a point (if you took the right path) where Indy and his femme Sophia, are in an underground archeological digsite, and it's pitch black. Normally, you can look at her necklace at anytime, but in this situation the "Look" command has been replaced with "Touch."

So when you "Touch" Sophia's necklace, you hear a loud *SLAP* and she says "Watch your hands, Mister." Absolutely fantastic.

 

[Thaius]

Pretty much everything in Portal. "Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and you were like 'NO WAY' and I was all, "We were just pretending we were going to murder you?" That was great."

The plot twist in Jak 3. I mean... wow. That was freaking hilarious, but it worked with the story too.

Lots of lines in Mass Effect 2. Shakespeare performed by Elcor, the vid about the first Hanar spectre, the speech by the commander... win.

Lots of moments in Halo multiplayer. That game was made for some of the awesome stuff that goes on.

EDIT: Also, that one Pokemon trainer in the first game. "Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!" Then he battles you. That's tied with the first Final Fantasy's "I, Garland, will knock you all down!" for the best battle cry ever.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Spoiler: These guys.

 

[imaloony]

The Deathclaw Astronaut. That was a hilarious glitch.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I'll tell you.

I was playin' Rainbow Six: Vegas 2. I was stacked near a room ready for an entry. Now, either by stupidity or cockiness I always go in first. So, I opend the door, threw in a frag waied for the enemy to become pasted on the wall and ceiling. When it went off. One was tossed out the window, action movie style and the other propelled into the ceiling. I walk in, see the guy still stuck to the ceiling, he looked like he was skydiving. It was hilarious!

 

[Sassafrass]

You know the game Saints Row 2?

Yeah, all that.
Well...up til the plot twist with the Brotherhood. Anyone who has played the game and finished it knows what I mean. That is a brutal scene and a massive change of mood to the entire game, really.

 

[Tartarga]

Disgaea. The entire damned game. Hilarious.

I especially love the chapter where they use Laharl's weaknesses against him.

This. I freaking love Disgaea.

 

[Katana314]

Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations

Lisa Basil: I'm sorry. That data is SuPer Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected.
Maya: SuPer Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected!? What!? This is madness!
Phoenix: No, Maya. That is SPARDA. She won't tell us unless we say the right code word.

 

[Chrono180]

Baldur's Gate had some good ones. I am particularly fond of "Ack! A possessed chicken! Beware my friends, this bird is FOWL!"

 

[MikailCaboose]

I'm quite fond of Madworld's commentators. Then, probably the secret Cow room in Diablo II.

 

[Soulgaunt]

Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations

Lisa Basil: I'm sorry. That data is SuPer Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected.
Maya: SuPer Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected!? What!? This is madness!
Phoenix: No, Maya. That is SPARDA. She won't tell us unless we say the right code word.

Hahaha, I wanna play that game now.

OT:I don't know if this counts as being in a game, but I do think the Meet The ______ videos are pretty funny. "....Unless it's a farm!"

 

[Omikron009]

The biotic god from Mass Effect 2 is pretty funny.

 

[Dapper Ninja]

Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations

Lisa Basil: I'm sorry. That data is SuPer Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected.
Maya: SuPer Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected!? What!? This is madness!
Phoenix: No, Maya. That is SPARDA. She won't tell us unless we say the right code word.

Pretty much all of Ace Attorney deserves to be mentioned.

 

[Niracas]

Disgaea. The entire damned game. Hilarious.

I especially love the chapter where they use Laharl's weaknesses against him.

I agree 110%. Best part of the game, the kid that made the zombies. Tot his day I love shouting out "A HORSE WIENER!?"

You know the game Saints Row 2?

Yeah, all that.
Well...up til the plot twist with the Brotherhood. Anyone who has played the game and finished it knows what I mean. That is a brutal scene and a massive change of mood to the entire game, really.

Im not quite sure what scene your talking about as I beat all the Brotherhood missions and so far you seem to take quite a brutal approach to killing all the main people in it. Though im not sure what plot twist you mean.

 

[Jark212]

The Red vs Blue guys in Halo 3:

Spoiler

 

[Estocavio]

Spoiler: These guys.

Ok, i was going to say Portal, but THAT was the funniest thing i have ever seen in my entire LIFE.

 

[Sassafrass]

You know the game Saints Row 2?

Yeah, all that.
Well...up til the plot twist with the Brotherhood. Anyone who has played the game and finished it knows what I mean. That is a brutal scene and a massive change of mood to the entire game, really.

Im not quite sure what scene your talking about as I beat all the Brotherhood missions and so far you seem to take quite a brutal approach to killing all the main people in it. Though im not sure what plot twist you mean.

Spoiler: Spoiler for SR2

The scene where Carlos, I think, gets dragged behind the truck and your character puts him out of his misery. Looking back on my post, it was a bit vague as to what I was referring to, actually. So that was my fault.