Funniest thing you've done in an RPG lately?

[squballs1234]

Just like the title says, whats the funniest thing you can recall doing in an RPG recently? This can be a table-top, computer or JRPG. For me, its what my friends and I pulled off some how in our friday night DnD session last night.
Playing through Mauraders of the Dune Sea for the first time, our group was attacked by a group of 10 rooftop archers, 4 dwarf arms-masters, 3 Thri-Kreen bounders and a Psionic knight. Our warlock had the best idea i've ever heard of; after the first turn of attacks, he turned invisible and then shapeshifted into the form of the Knight. Since he took the knights form he gained an extra 10 to bluff on him, giving him a bluff of 23. Moving in behind the immobilized knight he dropped to the ground and started yelling "Men men help! attack this imposter before he kills us!" after distracting all the minions and the 4 dwarves, he rolled for his bluff check. As he rolled we laughed our heads off when we saw our DM look at the nat 20 he rolled. So with his total bluff score of 43 our warlock convinced the enemys that had surrounded us to gang up and kill their leader. After watching the Psion get murdered by his own men we headed off into the desert without a single point of HP taken.
And yes this is fairly long but i suck at retelling stories. Hopefully my fellow escapists aren't as long-winded as i am.

 

[SMR]

Hacked my Speed stat to 21,768 in Oblivion. My character moved so fast that if she moved over a slight bump she would, by momentum, stay in the air long enough to die of falling damage.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Nothing. Haven't played many RPGs recently.

Maybe that Pokemon match rage quit...But rage quits aren't really funny.

Weavile used Protect! Entei used Flare Blitz! Weavile protected itself! Weavile used Substitute! Entei used Flare Blitz! Weavile used Protect! Entei, return! Go, Raikou!

*opponent disconnects*

 

[KnowYourOnion]

Hurling a halfling to kill a fleeing goblin was perhaps the single greatest moment ever

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

I DM a 3.5 ed FR Group.

My players went on trial for murder, and then the Githyanki attacked. It was a good day

 

[Foxpack1]

In KOTOR 2, choosing the force persuade option to make the thugs jump to their death as they can get to the ground quickly that way.

 

[TheIronRuler]

I played chess with an intelligent radscorpion and won only due to the fact that a talking plant told me how to beat the intelligent radoscorpion by using a move called 'The Flying Liver'.

I love Fallout 2.

 

[Zenron]

Naming a metapod on pokemon as "penis". Metapod only had one attack...

Penis uses harden! Yeah, I'm pretty immature whenever I play pokemon, it brings out the kid in me!

 

[Tharwen]

In Dwarf Fortress' adventure mode, I beat a pack of wolves to death with a trout.

I love that game so much...

 

[Jedamethis]

Well, I plan on making Batman in Fallout NV, but I should really finish all my other playthroughs...

I played chess with an intelligent radscorpion and won only due to the fact that a talking plant told me how to beat the intelligent radoscorpion by using a move called 'The Flying Liver'.

I love Fallout 2.

Did you make sure to steal it's glasses too?

 

[Wierdguy]

Playing on an RP server in WoW I got to partake in the delivery of a baby... fun times.

 

[teqrevisited]

I tried to do a playthrough of Fallout 3 with player.setscale 0.3

The world becomes that much more dangerous when you can't even jump over a bench, and you suddenly get ambushed by a pack of giant feral ghouls intent on kicking you to death.

 

[Jakub324]

Hacked my Speed stat to 21,768 in Oblivion. My character moved so fast that if she moved over a slight bump she would, by momentum, stay in the air long enough to die of falling damage.

I would LOVE to have been there for that. Shame I have it on console.

 

[Fooz]

i have never understood DnD, but it sounds really fun, shame im the only person out of my friends that would ever consider playing it

O.T. just playing oblivion a few hours ago, i came across a nude camper, boobs and vajajay on display, doing what looked like a teabag on a dead wolf


i moved on swiftly.....

 

[SpartanBlackman]

[Force Persuade] Give me all your credits. Then jump into the pit.
Thug 1: Yes, jump into pit good idea
Thug 2: Get to ground faster that way.
Civillian: You monster!
Bao-Dur: That one's pretty funny general.

 

[Dr. Wily III]

Blowing up Megaton. It was thrilling in my naughty bits after shooting that smug prick.

 

[Mr.Incognitus]

Made a character on Oblivion with a nose so huge it looked like someone had put a sharks fin on his face, also this:

Spoiler

 

[Tsaba]

I made a female gnome rogue for D&D with the personality of pinky.... no one saw it coming.

Spoiler

 

[Owlslayer]

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That idea was pure genius, i love when sometimes in D&D you get batshit crazy ideas that actually work. Fun times for all!

Made a character on Oblivion with a nose so huge it looked like someone had put a sharks fin on his face, also this:

Spoiler

Thanks for the nightmares!

But on topic, nothing comes to mind right now, though I'm sure I've had some amazingly funny happenings in RPGs...