Funny prototype review/rant

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X Vendetta

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heres we and my mates trent and titge doing our waked out review

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf_2VKuRnKc
 

atol

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I'll review the review and say that if you're older than 16, sober, or expect to hear anything about Prototype, then don't watch it.
 

Necrith

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less cut and paste and keep it on rail,
every 10 seconds it will stop ,and do somthing random to "try" and make me laugh
I got annoyed by it, but i can see this going in the right direction with practice.

i fast forwarded to see when the review would actually start.. and its about 5:20 in.... and then 20 seconds later they stop again.
 

Torque669

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I think you should stop advertising and stop trying to be funny when your not.

Oh and the hat doesnt suit you. Take it off.
 

Silver Scribbler

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I couldn't get more than 30 seconds in to that. The moment someone actually said "olololol" out loud was the clincher for me. You should stop trying to include every single internet meme in one video and actually come up with some original stuff. Oh and actually reviewing the game at some length is kind of a must for a REVIEW section of a forum.
 

newguy77

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Based on recent posts that link is not for me so I'll say you did somewhere in between a meh and terrible job.

Have a nice day.
 

mikecoulter

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That's false advertising. The title of the video says very funny, not childish and random...
 

dazdex

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Couldn't watch it, got to the "This isn't Prototype" bit and turned it straight off. I'm too hung over to even try and watch it.
 

X Vendetta

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wow guys it was just a fuck around video i dont think i we ment to be dead set serious on the subject. lighten up lol
 

scnj

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The hat and avatar make you look like a Yahtzee wannabe. Never a good idea if you want to be taken seriously as a reviewer.
 

scnj

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Okay, against my better judgement, I watched all eight minutes of this thing. Firstly, if you're going to call it a game review, actually review the game. There was eight minutes of video here and only about a minute of that was actual review.

Secondly, drop the copy paste random shit every 20 seconds. A field with water sounds isn't funny. Wannabe gangsta rap is even less funny. And that whole lamp funeral segment almost made me stop watching in frustration over how tragically not funny it was. Cut all this stuff. It serves only to pad your video unnecessarily to the point where I don't want to watch.

If you're unwilling to do that, then stop with the pretense of reviewing games and just make a sketch show or something.
 

Mr Companion

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atol said:
I'll review the review and say that if you're older than 16, sober, or expect to hear anything about Prototype, then don't watch it.
I am all of those things and agree with you utterly.

Edit: It is not that I am too serious and boring to appreciate chilled out comedy. It is that this is not, in the literal sense of the word, funny. I almost liked it for a moment but then it just grated.
 

StarStruckStrumpets

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X Vendetta said:
wow guys it was just a fuck around video i dont think i we ment to be dead set serious on the subject. lighten up lol
Please treat the forums and it's users with respect. Advertising is a no-no. Read the rules + regulations. Mind-numbing, pointless things like this should not be here. These forums are actually for the more intellectual end of the scale with important things to talk about. Put that stuff on 4chan, not here. If you would like to stay here, please, by all means, do so, but do so responsibly.

Welcome to The Escapist.
 

mikecoulter

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Fair enough, more content in future videos and I may be interested!

Second chance: Approved!

Welcome to The Escapist :)
 

X Vendetta

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didnt realise how serious this forum was and usally the rules of forums all state the same things.... but its cool my youtube auidence like it
 

ThePirateMan

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I like comedies, I like reviews, I appreachiate randomness, but this got me utterly bored.
And it was really not a review, just a pile of messed up random.. things.. TRYING to be funny.