Funny Quotes

[Xvito]

Me: What are you listening to?
Friend A: Led Zeppelin.
Friend B: WHO's that?

We laughed our arses off.

 

[WolfMage]

"Bondage. It's not fun and games until someone gets hurt."

"If at first you don't succeed, then why are you on the bomb squad?"

"Don't worry about the world ending today; it's already tomorrow in Australia."

On the back of a bomb squad shirt: "If you see me running, try to keep up."

 

[NeedAUserName]

-You sir are drunk.
-I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill

Was this the exact wording? The way I heard it, it was more like,

- "Winston, you're drunk!"
- "Yes my dear, and you are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning."

And continuing the Firefly-verse quotes:

Inara: "Mal, you knew my invitation wasn't on the level!"
Mal: "Well, now, that makes you kind of a tease, doesn't it?"

On the Churchill topic, I heard it more like,

-You, sir, are drunk.
-Yes. But you, madam, are ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning.