Funny things at parties you've attended/thrown

[Aur0ra145]

I want to hear some funny party moments.

I'll start with one of my own personal favorites.

My room mates and I were poor. So poor from spending all our money on beer we had to resort to old fashion ways of procuring food. Every day we'd go shoot of few rabbits with a .22 and cook them for supper.

This particular night was no different. I had shot 3 rabbits and field dressed them out in my bathtub at the apartment. Then commenced to making a fine rabbit stew for supper.

Enter Connor. He told me we were throwing a party that night and the guests would begin arriving shortly and he'd gotten the 2 kegs filled earlier that day. Sweet! I thought, everyone loves a good party.

I finished the stew and offered food the to my room mates first few guests who had started to arrive. We all ate and they loved it. Let the party commence!

The party was going great, everyone was having a good time. Then one girl asked me if she could use my bathroom. So I pointed her down the hall and began mingling with other people.

Then it happened, a blood curtling scream came from my room. I'd forgotten the rabbits guts and blood and everything was in the tub I'd forgotten to wash out.

The girl came running down the hall shouting, "OH MY GOD, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I WON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT WHOEVER YOU KILLED!" Well, this got the attention of the other people and everyone got rather uneasy believing I was a murder of humans.

So I explained in calming tones, that the blood and guts and everything was not infact a person but rather a few rabbits. The same ones we ate for supper. At this one of the girls who'd had the stew vommited on the floor and the party abruptly ended.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I once had a food fight with people at a party. We ran out of normal food then went onto cocktail sausages and stuff. I ended up with cocktail sticks in most of my face and feeling nothing. I only realised when someone saw me and nearly fainted.

It was hilarious at the time.

 

[BlindTom]

I shattered my front teeth gnashinng away at (Focus.. Spelling power) Poperie?

 

[sky14kemea]

hmm, usually at a party, when people seem to be getting bored i always sing "its raining men" really loud on a table, my friend usually helps XD

oh, last week we were having curry at a party, and i accidentally spilled rice all over my shirt at least everyone else laughed

 

[Tehpwnsauce]

We were having a drinking contest around a fire when someone voiced the thought "I wonder what happens if you put a beer can in a fire." I told them that of course it would explode, they wanted to see it and so we put a can into the heart of the fire and ran to behind cover.

5 minutes pass. Nothing happens

I get bored of waiting and tell everyone that its not going to work so we all head back to the fire, I spot the can in the fire and decide to knock it out so that we could drink it later, I gentlely nudge the can with my foot when it suddenly decides to explode. My friend's all jump at the noise bar one who starts dancing around desperately patting his arms while screaming "Burning beer, burning beer it hurts."

 

[slevin8989]

I have had some really traumatizing moment in party's in my apartment seen too many naked people running around i have bad roommates.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

At a house party, this wonderfully drunk indidvidual found the host's hair clippers and demanded that someone give him a haircut. Who am I to refuse? I took three swipes with them. One on the left side, one on the right side, and one up the middle. He woke up with...two offset mohawks? Yeah, thats the best way to describe it. Luckily, he couldn't remember who gave it to him.

 

[Scobie]

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[fenrizz]

At this one of the girls who'd had the stew vommited on the floor and the party abruptly ended.

Why did this girl throw up? Did she not know what was in the stew? Or had it not been brought to her attention that meat stew might involve cutting up animals? Or was she just drunk? I'm sincerely curious.

Can't think of any funny moments for myself. I might remember in a bit.

Because:
food from store = good
food from the wild = gross

I find it kind of romantic to hunt my own dinner, but that's just me...

 

[JFenlon]

My friends played dodgeball with a shoe outside burger king. :]

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

We got drunk and put a cd in the microwave. that was fun.
My mte sanders always falls asleep on the top of stairs as well, wierd

 

[Smashking]

I cockblocked a friend by slidetackling him in the head,
Got some whiny little tart to dump tackle an emo kid (Nothing against Emo's, he's a friend), headbutted through a garage wall (The walls were like, plasterboard), set fire to someones bed while they were asleep.

My favourite has to be the time that I was at a house party and a guy tried to make pancakes, but there wasn't any eggs. So he destroyed the kitchen looking for some, then broke into a house down the road, he still couldn't find any. So he substituted with lager and tobacco, and amazingly enough they actually looked and felt like pancakes.

 

[Aur0ra145]

At this one of the girls who'd had the stew vommited on the floor and the party abruptly ended.

Why did this girl throw up? Did she not know what was in the stew? Or had it not been brought to her attention that meat stew might involve cutting up animals? Or was she just drunk? I'm sincerely curious.

Can't think of any funny moments for myself. I might remember in a bit.

We never mentioned what was in the stew and no once had asked. I guess everyone assumed it was burnt cow of some sort.

 

[Scobie]

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[FalloutJack]

Impromptu conga-lines.

 

[timmytom1]

Finding my older brother hiding in a hedge coming back from a house party ,convinced the police were out to het him for stealing a civ from another house party, i left him there and went home

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

Everyone got drunk, put on some opera music and black metal, then had a good fight. We demolished the house with our fighting. Oh and never put water in a microwave and then drink it... ever.
Poor Gerald.
Thats all I remember.

 

[Kasawd]

A fellow defecated in one of my bushes.

 

[Aur0ra145]

Everyone got drunk, put on some opera music and black metal, then had a good fight. We demolished the house with our fighting. Oh and never put water in a microwave and then drink it... ever.
Poor Gerald.
Thats all I remember.

One evening we did much of the same, but instead of fighting. We shot rifles off the front porch.

Very much fun. But the level of inhebriation we were at, I look back and wonder how no one died.