Funny Things At School/Work etc.

[Seigelinde]

So, I was posting today, and I ended up talking about some stupid stuff that happened in one of my classes today, so I thought that I would create a topic for it. Just post some funny/stupid incidents that happened to you or a friend at school/work! My incident was:

In English, we were going over Romeo and Juliet, and nobody got it(of course) and my teacher had to explain. He started with saying that Shakespeare used alot of sexual references in his plays and poems(sonnets, for you literature poeple). After explaining some of them, I raised my hand and said, "So by Shakespeare you mean intercourse, right?" People laughed, because what 9th grader doesn't laugh at the word SEX? The rest of the day when we didn't understand a word, we would just say, so by (insert word here) you mean intercourse?

 

[a stranger]

one time at school my history teacher was explaing why the roman empire fell she was saying a it cause of back stabbers and courpption but one of my idiot friends said "i thoght it fell because jesus was born and rode around on raptors choping off roman heads and stuff" i thought it was pretty funny

 

[CuddlyCombine]

One time, we took down all the lights in one hallway at our school, then mailed them to the school. That was fun.

one time at school my history teacher was explaing why the roman empire fell she was saying a it cause of back stabbers and courpption but one of my idiot friends said "i thoght it fell because jesus was born and rode around on raptors choping off roman heads and stuff" i thought it was pretty funny

I'd begin detailing how that's not funny at all, but then again, I predict I'd fail.

 

[Cortheya]

One monday, I was so focused on watching unskippable after school that when my teacher was explaining mining camps " You steal, you get hung. You kill someone, you get hung, you eat someone else's cow, you get hung" My response "You go skydiving YOU GET HUNG"

 

[x434343]

Once, during a history test, the class slut (no offense) fell in her chair. Everyone looked back, said, "Oh, it's the slut." and turned back to their test.

A few days ago in Drama people were being bitches and talking during a lecture so I turned to say, "Shut up!" and fell out of my seat.

Drama is fun. Sometimes, when the other people are plain dicks, I'll yell a few times, and the teacher will say, "Look everyone! You broke Brian! Stop talking."