Game Character Assassinations
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Okay, let's do this.
{1} Squall from Final Fantasy 8.
{2} Assuming you don't know me and what I think of the game, let's just say he's one of the main reasons to hate it. No redeeming value, shitty weapon, trapped in the shitty plot of a shitty game and surrounded by some shitty people, including the final boss.
{3} With a better leveling system and a REAL fucking weapon. With that alone, I could turn this redheaded stepchild of a Final Fantasy game into something halfway decent, because I'm awesome.
{1} Squall from Final Fantasy 8.
{2} Assuming you don't know me and what I think of the game, let's just say he's one of the main reasons to hate it. No redeeming value, shitty weapon, trapped in the shitty plot of a shitty game and surrounded by some shitty people, including the final boss.
{3} With a better leveling system and a REAL fucking weapon. With that alone, I could turn this redheaded stepchild of a Final Fantasy game into something halfway decent, because I'm awesome.
I feel sort of bad about bringing ME3 up, but while there are plenty of irritating game characters out there, I can really only thing of one that I would actually want to assassinate.
Who: The reaper god kid from the end of ME3.
Why: Because everything about him is made of pure, uncut horribleness. He ruined the mystique of the reapers and ruined the ME series for me (or at least played a huge part in its ruination). And his inclusion in the game made no sense logically or thematically.
How: Fucked if I know. With space magic maybe? I'm not sure how you kill something that exists according to arbitrary rules imposed out of nowhere by GM fiat and whose existence is nonsensical from anything except a symbolic perspective.
Why: Because everything about him is made of pure, uncut horribleness. He ruined the mystique of the reapers and ruined the ME series for me (or at least played a huge part in its ruination). And his inclusion in the game made no sense logically or thematically.
How: Fucked if I know. With space magic maybe? I'm not sure how you kill something that exists according to arbitrary rules imposed out of nowhere by GM fiat and whose existence is nonsensical from anything except a symbolic perspective.
1) Mario
2) The man is past his prime and someone has to put him down. With him out the way Nintendo actually has to be creative if they're going to make any money.
3)Spear to the face.
2) The man is past his prime and someone has to put him down. With him out the way Nintendo actually has to be creative if they're going to make any money.
3)Spear to the face.
Assuming you're talking about killing them in real life...
Only the most hated person in New Vages.
Every single line of dialog this guy has is just... The opposite of fantastic. Obnoxious. Narcissistic. Irritating...
I would shove an Anti-Material Rifle loaded with incendiary rounds up his ass and fire it. In slow motion.
SOLVEmedia: "enjoy life"
Only the most hated person in New Vages.
Fuck you, Fantastic. Seriously.
I would shove an Anti-Material Rifle loaded with incendiary rounds up his ass and fire it. In slow motion.
SOLVEmedia: "enjoy life"
I was about to say Saber, but I don't classify visual novels as 'games' per se. That being the case, I'm afraid I have to let her go. Instead... I can't think of any other character from any interactive medium I hate enough to assassinate.
But Fantastic was the funniest character in the game D: right up there with FISTOAerosteam 1908 said:Assuming you're talking about killing them in real life...
Only the most hated person in New Vages.Every single line of dialog this guy has is just... The opposite of fantastic. Obnoxious. Narcissistic. Irritating...Fuck you, Fantastic. Seriously.
I would shove an Anti-Material Rifle loaded with incendiary rounds up his ass and fire it. In slow motion.
SOLVEmedia: "enjoy life"
Oh? I didn't know anyone could hate Saber, she's practically the cute mascot of the entire Fate Series. Unless, you either don't like the Fate series or don't like how she only fills the role of a mascot.leet_x1337 said:
EDIT: Come to think, I haven't come to hate any character so vividly that I'd wish for their death. Odd.
Every character in stripperific armour ever. By stabbing them repeatedly in all of their exposed body parts.
Also, every overrated non-character ever. I know you think it's the best written character in video games, that's because they didn't write anything, they just used some cheap tricks to make you feel like you were the character, and then patted your ego a bit.
Also, every overrated non-character ever. I know you think it's the best written character in video games, that's because they didn't write anything, they just used some cheap tricks to make you feel like you were the character, and then patted your ego a bit.
Delphine, from Skyrim.
Because she happens to be insolent, idiotic, weak, and unhelpful. Not only that, but shes covered by goddamn plot armor, asking me to kill my buddy Paarthurnax.
And I would execute her with my axe, naturally. Make it right and proper.
Because she happens to be insolent, idiotic, weak, and unhelpful. Not only that, but shes covered by goddamn plot armor, asking me to kill my buddy Paarthurnax.
And I would execute her with my axe, naturally. Make it right and proper.
i got ones
the one of blades from skyrim.
Delphine but not the old man because he will die of old age soon enough any way
they are ungrateful assholes. both are stubborn but Delphine is also a complete *****
how i would kill them:
first make them unessential
then fus ro da them off the cliff
i wanted to kill them this but i don't have skyrim for the pc
i just had to say that
i thought Fantastic was an ass so i shot him also i read on the fallout wiki there are no negative consequences for killing him
the one of blades from skyrim.
Delphine but not the old man because he will die of old age soon enough any way
they are ungrateful assholes. both are stubborn but Delphine is also a complete *****
how i would kill them:
first make them unessential
then fus ro da them off the cliff
i wanted to kill them this but i don't have skyrim for the pc
PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITIONThe_Blue_Rider said:But Fantastic was the funniest character in the game D: right up there with FISTOAerosteam 1908 said:Assuming you're talking about killing them in real life...
Only the most hated person in New Vages.Every single line of dialog this guy has is just... The opposite of fantastic. Obnoxious. Narcissistic. Irritating...Fuck you, Fantastic. Seriously.
I would shove an Anti-Material Rifle loaded with incendiary rounds up his ass and fire it. In slow motion.
SOLVEmedia: "enjoy life"
i just had to say that
i thought Fantastic was an ass so i shot him also i read on the fallout wiki there are no negative consequences for killing him
i'm loving the responses. this is kinda fun.
well i s'pose i should tell you all mine. maybe someone can top mine.
1. Princess Peach
2. She keeps getting kidnapped, might as well cut out the middle man. (or rather, middle princess)
3. take her to a cafe, then a movie then to the edge of a cliff to watch the sun set.........then push her off the cliff.
well i s'pose i should tell you all mine. maybe someone can top mine.
1. Princess Peach
2. She keeps getting kidnapped, might as well cut out the middle man. (or rather, middle princess)
3. take her to a cafe, then a movie then to the edge of a cliff to watch the sun set.........then push her off the cliff.
You're just jealous of his theoretical degree in physicsReincarnatedwolfgod said:i am not sure yet so i edit this comment when i choose
PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITIONThe_Blue_Rider said:But Fantastic was the funniest character in the game D: right up there with FISTOAerosteam 1908 said:Assuming you're talking about killing them in real life...
Only the most hated person in New Vages.Every single line of dialog this guy has is just... The opposite of fantastic. Obnoxious. Narcissistic. Irritating...Fuck you, Fantastic. Seriously.
I would shove an Anti-Material Rifle loaded with incendiary rounds up his ass and fire it. In slow motion.
SOLVEmedia: "enjoy life"
i just had to say that
i thought Fantastic was an asshole so i shot him also i read on the fallout wiki there are no consequences for killing him
It's not that. I've never even read any of them, or seen any of the anime versions. What I dislike about Saber comes from my perception as filtered through fans of the series. That being that she's a cardboard cutout with a magic sword and the character depth of a Call of Duty protagonist.Jumendez-sama said:
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Navi, the only thing that dragged down a near perfect game. I dont know how you would go about killing it but if it would work, trap it in a jar, poke a couple of small holes in the lid, and submerge it in water until the jar fills up and it drowns.
Navi, the only thing that dragged down a near perfect game. I dont know how you would go about killing it but if it would work, trap it in a jar, poke a couple of small holes in the lid, and submerge it in water until the jar fills up and it drowns.