Game of Thrones. How would you like Joffery to die?

[WouldYouKindly]

Just a little precursor. I have read all the books, but try to make sure you mark all your spoilers.

So, suffice it to say, everyone, and I mean everyone, even Hitler if he were still alive, would want to see that little shit Joffery die, preferably painfully. What fate do you think he deserves?

Spoiler

I'd have liked to see Arya kill him. Not Storm of Swords Arya though. Dances With Dragons assassin Arya. If you've read the books, you'd know both him and the upholstery of whatever room he was in would be utterly horrific. Good thing Lanisters like crimson to go with their gold.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Joffrey is basically an overgrown child, so I think an extravagant death is wasted on him.

I'd like to see him die in a tragically funny accident.

He needs a death as ridiculous as his attitude.

 

[Saviordd1]

Spoiler

His death in the book (By poison) is more than enough, as long as he's dead

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Something slow... Not so much gruesome torture, but more like locked in a cage in town square for all to see and only fed scraps. I'm not very creative so just let the public play with him. ;o

That sounded weird considering he's a youngin.
I don't know if I actually want him to die just yet. I've only watched until the end of Season 2 and he's just a character that I love to hate, WHO WOULD I HATE WITHOUT HIM?! I guess there's always Cersei.

 

[Goofguy]

One of those crossbow bolts he loves to fire ricochets off of a spittoon and hits him in the crotch. Hilariously necessary.

 

[Legendairy314]

Personally? I would love to see Sansa get some terrifying revenge on the bastard. After all he's done to her? She probably deserves that honor the most.

Spoiler

His death by Poison should still be glorious though. Basically tears out his own throat in a feeble attempt to get air into his lungs. I have a feeling that people are going to continuously rewind that scene over, and over, and over...

 

[Aris Khandr]

Ideally? Like this:

I'm not overtly picky. Though after the end of the last episode

Spoiler

I'd really love to see him get a crossbow bolt to the balls before he dies.

WHO WOULD I HATE WITHOUT HIM?! I guess there's always Cersei.

Cersei, Tywin, the Red Priestess, the Greyjoys, Littlefinger. There are lots of people to hate.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Spoiler: Book spoilers

On one hand I think the very public and undignified way he died during his own damn wedding was really nice.

On the other I'd love to see Arya go dothraki on his ass.

 

[Jedi-Hunter4]

I think it goes with out saying in this thread but

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Anyone else think they may have gone very OTT in the series with Joffery compared to the books, I mean he was wholly unlikable in the books, having sansa beaten, having her clothes torn off her, humiliating her, threatening her, making her veiw her fathers dismembered head, having people executed for crimes for fairly minor crimes an so on and they did this all in the series as well.

But this series (possibily last) where he has the prostitutes beat the crap out of each other while he watches, an now in episode 6 of this series, he has crossbowed to death one of them while she is tied to his bed. They have taken it to a new level, he's gone from being an arsehole child with a lack of empathy and literally a manifested god complex, with no grip on reality. To all that and a sadistic murderous voyeur, who takes pleasure in inflicting pain and having power over people. It's like finding out Jimmy Savile liked to burn down Orphanages in his spare time as well as all the child abuse.

Just don't really understand why they have kicked up his dick head status up to 11, he was already worthy of hate and spent time adding to this story line when they have cut so so so so so so, so so so so so many other story lines out. ie I'm fairly sure the whole tyrion and the bard story will not happen, which is a shame as it's pivotal to his story line, as he has someone murdered for next to nothing, in the series they seem to be setting him up as a bit like a charlie sheen style character with a disfigurement and a sense of personal honour. Really are putting him on a pedistall in the series.

 

[FalloutJack]

Hmmm...

Groin-punched by Tyrion and an axe dropped on his head by Bron.

Finds himself completely outmatchedd by Arya YET AGAIN.

Somehow, against all reasoning, gets pushed off of a cliff by Sam. Total accident, though, Sam going "Sorry...".

Pushed down some stairs by Littlefinger and whisked away to another country by the eunich, never to be seen again.

Killed by Ser Loras in a drunken row.

Head staved in by Ned Stark...when his head falls down a great distance on top of him.

Trips into someone's sword when the imfamous cow-patty thrower gets in a good one again.

Pulled secretly out of King's Landing to be flayed by...you know who.

 

[SpAc3man]

I would love to do it myself. I hate his stupid face so damn much.

 

[Legion]

Meh. Cause and effect. I find the people who caused him to be the way that he is to be much more deserving of punishment. If you look at who he has as role models and who has brought him up, it was inevitable that he'd end up being screwed in the head.

 

[Rednog]

Shot with an arrow in the gut while taking a crap on a chamber pot.

Spoiler

 

[Thomas Barnsley]

Spoiler: Book spoilers

On one hand I think the very public and undignified way he died during his own damn wedding was really nice.

On the other I'd love to see Arya go dothraki on his ass.

this is great... my idea was blown out of the water when i saw yours!

i was going to say those sparrow people that come up later storm the red keep and he is killed while trying to run away or something.
and so arose the peoples republic of westeros.

 

[MorganL4]

Ideally? Like this:

I'm not overtly picky. Though after the end of the last episode

Spoiler

I'd really love to see him get a crossbow bolt to the balls before he dies.

WHO WOULD I HATE WITHOUT HIM?! I guess there's always Cersei.

Cersei, Tywin, the Red Priestess, the Greyjoys, Littlefinger. There are lots of people to hate.

I hate Catelyn Stark.... Best I can tell she is at fault for just about everything that has happened in the war. She lied to the gods about how she would treat Jon, after she prayed to them to end him that he'd die (an innocent baby). She falsely accuses Tyrion of attempting to murder her son, and thus starts a war. She lets her son's hostage (the guy who actually tried to murder her son, despite her not knowing this) go after he kills the son of another man in an escape attempt so as she MIGHT get her daughters back. She is an absolutely horrid woman who should have had her throat slit long ago.

 

[King of Asgaard]

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Word of advice: putting what you said in spoiler tags without indicating what the spoiler is, is redundant, as people will still open it, as I did, without knowing what to expect, and thus be spoiled anyway. Just a heads up.

OT: Preferably something nice and gruesome for all the shit he's done and most likely will do.

 

[Drops a Sweet Katana]

Javelin through the neck. Quick and easy, and has a nice ring to it.

 

[Grady Gratt]

Just a little precursor. I have read all the books, but try to make sure you mark all your spoilers.

So, suffice it to say, everyone, and I mean everyone, even Hitler if he were still alive, would want to see that little shit Joffery die, preferably painfully. What fate do you think he deserves?

Spoiler

I'd have liked to see Arya kill him. Not Storm of Swords Arya though. Dances With Dragons assassin Arya. If you've read the books, you'd know both him and the upholstery of whatever room he was in would be utterly horrific. Good thing Lanisters like crimson to go with their gold.

Spoiler

Thing is, if it was Faceless Arya, then it'd look like an accident, disease, or they'd just find him dead. That's how the Faceless Men work, you pay your money and then boom. Dead. They aren't into flash.

 

[Frostbite3789]

WHO WOULD I HATE WITHOUT HIM?!

Cersei. Ilyn Payne. The Hound. Gregor Clegane. The Tickler. Polliver.

(Please get this reference. I'll cry otherwise.)

 

[Chris Tian]

Slowly and painfully mostly.

"Bamboo torture supposedly is a form of torture where a bamboo shoot is grown through the body of a victim."

This sounds just unpleasant enough for him.