Game-Related Mental Quirks

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UAProxy

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We all love games, that much is for certain. But sometimes, we love games so much that things start to spill over into our daily lives. Allow me to explain.

First, a confession: For much of my life, I've been a minor kleptomaniac. It was never anything particularly valuable, and I never resorted to pickpocketing. In almost every case, I would see something small laying unattended: A pencil, a hand mirror, an old key or a piece of crystal... And I would get an irresistible compulsion to tuck it away in my pocket. Why did I do this, I wondered? Why do I pick up old pocketknives and discarded pens? What connects them in my mind? Each of the objects I'd pilfered were common, everyday items that can be easily purchased or replaced. But there was something different about them. Perhaps if I tried to combine them in some sort of strange contraption....

Then it hit me. I wasn't a kleptomaniac, I was mimicking point-and-click adventure game logic. My mind was telling me to take these objects because they were laying around in natural but obvious positions that stood out from the rest of the room, because random bits of junk that stand out are inevitably used to solve a problem. Of course, real life doesn't work like that and I have a small cupboard of stolen odds and ends as a result. But nonetheless, I came to the realization that video games had actually encroached upon my own instincts, something further proved by the realization that I have a series of movements I do when I stand in one place for too long: I look around, tap my feet on the floor, stretch a little, check my watch, and look around again. Every time the same thing, much like a character in an adventure game or RPG does when waiting for something to happen.

So am I alone in my madness, or are there others out there that do things in real life that they normally wouldn't because the countless levels have drilled it into your minds? How have the pixels twisted your psyche?
 

Dudemeister

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All my guns have to have a full clip of ammo in them at all times, this usually leads to me being killed while reloading in the middle of a MW2 firefight.
Although, that's more of an in-game thing. Obviously.
 

Katherine Kerensky

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Ha, your tale made me laugh.
On a related note:
Whenever I go to the nearby town (city), There is a certain place where I can't help but think 'Hey, a sniper could sit in any of those places and kill dozens of people with ease'.
I then imagine the area from the vantage points, and think of all the cover angles and such.
Yeah, it may not have been games that make me think that, but they certainly don't help with that.
 

Vek

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I always try to configure my games to run as close to 60FPS or higher as possible (excluding console games, of course).
 

Trivun

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After playing a lot of shooters in my lifetime, I like to look around me and figure out the best places to hide, ambush, or generally just use for tactics in a military situation. When I enter a new place, I play out a little scenario in my head as if it was a battlefield and figure out the best tactics to use. However, this is probably also because of the fact I was in an RAF cadets unit for about five years at school...

Also, when I'm bored, and out walking (usually when walking the dog, back home), I'll think about the last game I've been playing and figure out how to solve different problems in my head. For example, when home for Christmas, and out walking the dog, after letting him off his leash on this field we like to go to, I walked along thinking up tactics for beating the Tyrea map on Dawn of War: Dark Crusade. And recently, I did the same thinking how to solve the puzzle to get the key from the subway station in the early parts of The Longest Journey...
 

Macgyvercas

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I make video game and Dungeons & Dragons references in everyday conversation IRL. Does that count?
 

Fire Daemon

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When I go to a new a location I tend to imagine how that would play out in a game, usually FPS but sometimes an RTS or RPG. Places of interests are large warehouse and industrial areas or multi-room places like hotels or malls. There are some places I've seen which would make for an awesome map or single player levels. That could probably be twisted around to me wanting to shoot up the place which is certainly not the case, I just like level design. I find it interesting.

When there are enough people to make a place feel busy but empty enough so that I can see around clearly I imagine what I would try to do to escape or remain unharmed if people suddenly started fighting or a group started fighting the crowd. Certainly not healthy thoughts.

I'm pretty sure that both of these are a result of games but the second might be from movies.
 

Jharry5

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Ursus Astrorum said:
I have a series of movements I do when I stand in one place for too long: I look around, tap my feet on the floor, stretch a little, check my watch, and look around again. Every time the same thing, much like a character in an adventure game or RPG does when waiting for something to happen.
I've caught myself doing this occassionally.
Also, after years of FPS's, I find myself thinking of the best ways to clear rooms, move up a road making the most use of cover etc.
[sub]I'm not sure whether it's gaming related, but I've also got a zombie apocalypse plan mentally drawn up for both my uni place and back home...[/sub]
 

Soxafloppin

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I dont know if it counts, but how coold would it be if holding in the break made you reverse?
 

The DSM

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If I play Fallout 3 for too long, I see V.A.T.S.

I actually see the hit %ages as well.
 

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Dudemeister said:
All my guns have to have a full clip of ammo in them at all times, this usually leads to me being killed while reloading in the middle of a MW2 firefight.
Although, that's more of an in-game thing. Obviously.
My boyfriends the same and now I've started doing it and I can be sat somewhere where I can't see anyone at all, as soon as I reload though someone appears and it normally results in my death unless I somehow accidently knife.

I've played The Sims 2 to the point where I'd be sitting somewhere bored, waiting or both and I'd be frantically looking for the fast foward button and trying to press the '3' key.
 

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A few times after extended sessions of Day of Defeat, i've had someone turn a corner (while walking the street) and i've mentally and very nearly hit the deck and adjusted my bi-pod. I've had a few of these things happen, but i usually giggle to myself and forget them, incase i might be going a bit mad, so unfortunately i can't recall them now lol.
 

The DSM

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I use meele weapons IRL.

Its always 95% and even then I miss.

Damn Shitty U.K Vault Tec.
 

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Ursus Astrorum said:
We all love games, that much is for certain. But sometimes, we love games so much that things start to spill over into our daily lives. Allow me to explain.

First, a confession: For much of my life, I've been a minor kleptomaniac. It was never anything particularly valuable, and I never resorted to pickpocketing. In almost every case, I would see something small laying unattended: A pencil, a hand mirror, an old key or a piece of crystal... And I would get an irresistible compulsion to tuck it away in my pocket. Why did I do this, I wondered? Why do I pick up old pocketknives and discarded pens? What connects them in my mind? Each of the objects I'd pilfered were common, everyday items that can be easily purchased or replaced. But there was something different about them. Perhaps if I tried to combine them in some sort of strange contraption....

Then it hit me. I wasn't a kleptomaniac, I was mimicking point-and-click adventure game logic. My mind was telling me to take these objects because they were laying around in natural but obvious positions that stood out from the rest of the room, because random bits of junk that stand out are inevitably used to solve a problem. Of course, real life doesn't work like that and I have a small cupboard of stolen odds and ends as a result. But nonetheless, I came to the realization that video games had actually encroached upon my own instincts, something further proved by the realization that I have a series of movements I do when I stand in one place for too long: I look around, tap my feet on the floor, stretch a little, check my watch, and look around again. Every time the same thing, much like a character in an adventure game or RPG does when waiting for something to happen.

So am I alone in my madness, or are there others out there that do things in real life that they normally wouldn't because the countless levels have drilled it into your minds? How have the pixels twisted your psyche?
Angry moms would have a field day with you.