Gears of War 2 the worst game launch ever?

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The release of Gears of War 2, arguably the most important 360 exclusive since Halo 3, seems set to outdo even the much troubled Fable 2 in terms of manfucaturing and supply issues. First, English speaking Canadian gamers got shafted when it became apparent that the hardcover art books that were supposed to come with the Limited Edition version of the game were printed in French [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.76292]. English speakers were forced to read a substandard softcover version which, according to rumour, was rife with spelling errors and gramatical mistakes, including one famous incident where the Locust are mistakenly refered to as 'Mole-persons'. Then it became apparent that the limited edition 'Lancer replicas' available exclusively by pre-ordering the game from Amazon were shipped with battery connectors designed for Asian standard batteries [http://kotaku.com/5085029/replica-gears-lancers-broken-heres-how-you-fix-em]. Attempts to use European or North American batteries in the unit have, in some rare cases, resulted in minor explosions and in one extreme case, horrific acid burns and blindness. [http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh125/alexandremisfits/RobocopToxicSplat.gif]

Not, to add insult to injury, it turns out that some unlucky north American buyers have recieved defective versions of the small collectors issue photograph supplied with the Limited Edition. The photograph, which is supposed to depict secondary character Dom and his estranged wife whom he spends the game searching for has, in some rare cases, been replaced with a picture Epic is claiming was an 'Early prototype'.

"I don't know man" aid xbox live user 'TehhHHaloz' " I mean I know it's just a small picture and it isn't that big a deal. But I did pay for it and I would like it you know. The one I got it just creepy"
Staff at the Escapist managed, via Ebay, to aqquire a copy of the 'defective' photo which, some believe, may eventually become a collectors item.

The original.
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The 'defective' picture.
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Gears 2 Lead designer Cliffy B has refered to the various production problems marring Gears 2's launch as "Whack" and, on one occasion "Totally Bogus, dude".

More on this story as it develops.

Edit: As it turns out the photo is somewhat of a practical joke gone wild. Epic staff apparently initially planned for one in 100,000 units to come with the picture but a manufacturing error made it one in 10,000. Leading to this mess. More news as it develops.
 

Aries_Split

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I don't know what to do Doctorpus!

The photo...It's two men! What if my children saw it and were corrupted by the evilness of the gay!
 

skoomaeater

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I disagree, that defective photo is great! I want to shake the hand of whoever did that purely because the words out of the mouth of anyone receiving it would be "what the hell?"
 

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Practical joke spiralls out of control, supposed PR Blunder is really just another stunt. The fact that more of those silly fanboy twats got shafted with the rather hillarious image of a scowling foot (which IMO is more interesting than that god-awful cliche shit they were meant to include) is one made entire out of solid gold winRAR.

Who on earth buys a game for a tiny 'photo' of another faceless protaganist. At least the Half-Life 2 collectors editions came with a fuckmothering t-shirt.
And to the Canadians who got the misprinted manuals: You've been had. I'm guessing this is another joke against Canada. You know you really should consider moving out Canada, get away from that annoying sibling and strike out on your own, maybe somewere in the south pacific. I know you can't play ice hockey, but there's gotta be a workaround.

A shame that the only time Gears of Waaaar will be interesting is when playing co-op, and with the population of this place being any guide, this game will genuinely suck balls.

Since when did space marines become cool? They were never cool when I was in high school.
 

crimsondynamics

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At first when I saw the photo with the angry foot I thought the OP played a practical joke.

Then I read the thread. Wow.

I think angry foot would've become a collector's item had it been limited to 1:100,000 units, but not at the current ratio.

famousninja said:
Practical joke spiralls out of control, supposed PR Blunder is really just another stunt. The fact that more of those silly fanboy twats got shafted with the rather hillarious image of a scowling foot (which IMO is more interesting than that god-awful cliche shit they were meant to include) is one made entire out of solid gold winRAR.

Who on earth buys a game for a tiny 'photo' of another faceless protaganist. At least the Half-Life 2 collectors editions came with a fuckmothering t-shirt.
And to the Canadians who got the misprinted manuals: You've been had. I'm guessing this is another joke against Canada. You know you really should consider moving out Canada, get away from that annoying sibling and strike out on your own, maybe somewere in the south pacific. I know you can't play ice hockey, but there's gotta be a workaround.

A shame that the only time Gears of Waaaar will be interesting is when playing co-op, and with the population of this place being any guide, this game will genuinely suck balls.

Since when did space marines become cool? They were never cool when I was in high school.
I don't know when you went to high school, but I was in my Sophomore year I believe when Aliens premiered. Back then I thought space marines were the bomb.
 

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crimsondynamics said:
famousninja said:
Since when did space marines become cool? They were never cool when I was in high school.
I don't know when you went to high school, but I was in my Sophomore year I believe when Aliens premiered. Back then I thought space marines were the bomb.
Dude, none of this is cool.

Except for the owl
 

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fedpayne said:
crimsondynamics said:
famousninja said:
Since when did space marines become cool? They were never cool when I was in high school.
I don't know when you went to high school, but I was in my Sophomore year I believe when Aliens premiered. Back then I thought space marines were the bomb.
Dude, none of this is cool.

Except for the owl
The owl?
 

fedpayne

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crimsondynamics said:
fedpayne said:
crimsondynamics said:
famousninja said:
Since when did space marines become cool? They were never cool when I was in high school.
I don't know when you went to high school, but I was in my Sophomore year I believe when Aliens premiered. Back then I thought space marines were the bomb.
Dude, none of this is cool.

Except for the owl
The owl?
Ya know, the one next to the foot. That is an owl, right?

I'm going now, and won't find out till after the weekend.


EDIT: Also, shouldn;t the thread title be game launch, and not launch game. Though it would be the worst launch game ever, coming out so long after the 360's launch.
 

crimsondynamics

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fedpayne said:
crimsondynamics said:
fedpayne said:
crimsondynamics said:
famousninja said:
Since when did space marines become cool? They were never cool when I was in high school.
I don't know when you went to high school, but I was in my Sophomore year I believe when Aliens premiered. Back then I thought space marines were the bomb.
Dude, none of this is cool.

Except for the owl
The owl?
Ya know, the one next to the foot. That is an owl, right?

I'm going now, and won't find out till after the weekend.


EDIT: Also, shouldn;t the thread title be game launch, and not launch game. Though it would be the worst launch game ever, coming out so long after the 360's launch.
Angry foot's cool too. :)
 

KenzS

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I don't get your point, why is it the worst launch?

Haven't heard this from anywhere else. I found Gears 2 much better than the first. It's hard to find decent co-op games, gears of war was always one of the best.

As for the picture... Who found this? Incredibly weird picture. Some photographers have odd taste
 

ElArabDeMagnifico

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Jesus Christ Doctorpus, you've outdone yourself, that was hilarious. I can't imagine what you had to do to take that picture.
 

Uszi

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Yes.
I read and said, OP is making a joke.
Then I said, Naaaw.
Now I say, OP is making a joke.
Especially after I saw the gruesome pictures of the acid burn victim.