All right sujon245, let me try to tackle your post.
1: Call me crazy, but when everybody refers to one person the same way every time they talk about him, that's usaully because that is his name.
2: Maybe so, but it was a HOT ugly chick.
3: Any reason why the film directors can't use the plot from just ONE of the games? or make a new plot all together?
4: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? What horrible language. Anyways, it's not about what you fucking want, it's about what I fucking want. And I want a main character that knows how to shut the fuck up. Besides, Link give a HAAAA! HEEYY! from time to time anyways.
5: He? He who? And what games do you speak of? At any rate, it's all personal oppinion. I mean hey, Father Paul had a blast playing his "games" with us eight year old school-children, but most of us would much prefer he would have gone into movies instead (though there was that one he did with the nun, you could say it was a "mouth-full").
At any rate, the REAL way you can tell this is a prank is that the directors name is not given. Think about it, if the one director who is stupid enough to make this "cough Uwe Boll" was really doing it, we all know he would have plastered his name over it like the attention seeking whore that he is.