Girl Advice

[wiistation70]

Yes, another one of those.
In class today this girl - a really pretty one, mind you, with intellect and personality and the ability to finish a complete sentence. Anyway, in class she asks me "Who do you like?" Now, this is a major trap (any guy knows this) made popular by the fact that there is almost NO MEANS OF ESCAPE from it.

Anyway, as expected the girl who asked me this is the same girl that I've been crushing on for a while. I really need a cool way of telling her I like her, (without creeping her out please) and that I think she's pretty etc, etc.

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Say a little prayer, and answer truthfully.

 

[anthony87]

If she asks again just say "You".

 

[ma55ter_fett]

I got eyes for only you babe.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Ask her "What does it matter?" or "Who said I like anybody?", just something ambiguous to try and find out her intentions.

If you're confident she likes you/you've got the balls, say "You" and ask her out.

 

[APPCRASH]

Wait...so what did you answer?

 

[dududf]

If she asks again say "You, and all of this talking is making me hard"

Or.

Say "Screw that question I got a better one! Shall we shag now, or shag later?"
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In all seriousness, Think about it for about 2 seconds, and say matter of factly, "You know what, probably you. Yeah." and nod your head a little.

It works, as I've been in that EXACT scenario before.

 

[quiet_samurai]

You should have said:

"Just you baby... just you." And don't really let on whether or not you are joking or are serious.

And if she asks whether or not just say "I don't know.... am I?"

Pure gold.

 

[Just Pman]

I have watched you from afar, and alas, I must say.... YOUUUUUUUUUUU----R SISTER!!

 

[Skuffyshootster]

"I like you, and I think you're really pretty."

Simple, really.

 

[AWC Viper]

why are you asking for girl advice on a gaming forum?

OP: just tell her that it's her.....but not creepily.

 

[Shoes]

If she asks again say "You, and all of this talking is making me hard"

Or.

Say "Screw that question I got a better one! Shall we shag now, or shag later?"

Or "Judging by the massive erection I have, I'd say you"

 

[ZombieGenesis]

When I get into these situations I think to myself:
"If I was on the verge of death and looking back on this moment, what would I WANT to have done?" Which usually gives me an answer. I'd probably come back with "Maybe I do like someone, but perhaps I'm finding it difficult to express why without breaking into poetry."
I love going with dreadful lines, if all goes badly it comes off as a joke.

Unlike when I told my mate what to say and he ended up snagging a cute, intelligent, nude photography taking gaming fanatic... if I was looking back from death, I'd want to punch myself in the head over that.

 

[Drakon7]

Girl, Ive liked you ever since I started watching you shower all those years ago.

And trust me, theres way worse traps then that =P

Alternatively, you can ask her on a date after replying with 'You'

My advice for a first date is take her to go give elementary school children candy. Chicks dig that. Honest.

 

[Good morning blues]

If you are below the age of, let's say, sixteen, she almost certainly wants you to say that you like her. There's always the chance that she doesn't, but she's probably asking you to jump her bones.

If you're over that age, the same thing holds true, but you should stay the hell away from her because she has the mentality of a fourteen-year-old.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Don't go for the "cool" way. Ninety-nine out of ten times it's going to flop and make you look like a tool. Just say "Well, you, really."

 

[Thaius]

Just tell her. You don't need some special way of telling her, just tell her. Don't be creepy, definitely don't bring up sex (I've found dating relationships are better off without it, to be honest), and just be honest.

 

[Talens]

and how did you respond when she asked you? depending on how you acted she might already know, a lot of girls only ask this kind of thing if they like you, their friend does or they've heard you do so you could have a chance there.

 

[cheesemanxl]

If she asks again say "You, and all of this talking is making me hard"

Or.

Say "Screw that question I got a better one! Shall we shag now, or shag later?"

Or "Judging by the massive erection I have, I'd say you"

You sir win 17 internet dollars.

OT: Say i like jesus and only jesus you unholy wretch!!!


Actually OT: Just say how you feel about her i know it will be hard at first but just get it out.

Whats the worst that can happen?

She wont go out with out?

SHE ALREADY WASNT GOING TO GO OUT WITH YOU.

 

[_zuul]

Wait...so what did you answer?

the real question here