Girls can pee standing up! (Without making a mess)

[UnloadedDevice]

And they don't even need one of those pee funnel thingies to do it. All it seems to require is pulling the labia apart to open a path for the urine to flow and a little practice. Now I see you rolling your eyes in disbelief, but I have proof! (It's not too graphic but I still won't embed nor is it pornography)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBnJsnBQVzk

And for those without Youtube accounts:
http://www.frequency.com/video/girls-can-pee-standing-up/68166864/-/5-118969

I cannot fathom why this isn't more commonplace, I mean that girl didn't even need to undo her pants much more than a guy would have. Urinating while standing is useful in many situations and would allow ladies to use urinals just the same as men. This seems like something that should be taught to all girls at a young age. I feel that this information should be spread far and wide to women and girls everywhere. It's time for women to rise up off of the toilet and learn to stand proud!

Instructions for anybody curious about technique:
http://www.wikihow.com/Urinate-Standing-Up-as-a-Female

For discussion's sake, why do you think women standing up to pee isn't already commonplace and EDITED how would you feel personally about a world where all women had this skill do you think this is a useful skill for girls to learn?

EDIT: I don't really know if I made myself clear but the girl in the video is able to pee standing through the fly of her pants, just as a guy would be able to with just as much aim. And it seems like this skill would take relatively little practice to achieve. I think it's pretty amazing that this wouldn't be a common thing all girls would do since apparently it requires less wiping than a sitting pee and would be faster and more convenient.
EDIT: Also it would be better for when it's required to pee outside since more clothing can be kept on than squatting and there would be no worries of getting poked by long grass or sticks.

 

[Elfgore]

... I honestly have no idea how I can respond to this thread. I'm also not clicking on that video for fear of what I may see.

Little more on topic, I really don't think the world would change much because women can pee standing up. World leaders would not be closer to equal among genders because women can take a piss standing. It would change nothing.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Eh, in various places this isn't uncommon. Female urinals haven't caught on in the west, but they do exist.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

OP's avatar makes this thread all the more...questionable.

I can't really say I've ever considered how the world might change were women able to do that. It's not really any of my business, as a man.

 

[Thaluikhain]

OP's avatar makes this thread all the more...questionable.

Really?

*looks at OP's av*

Oh...yeah...I see what you mean.

But, yeah, what difference would it make?

 

[Soviet Heavy]

"In this building, we shit standing up!"

"You actually shit while standing?"

"Oh totally man, it's a fucking mess, but it's so goddamn cool."

 

[Wraith]

Meh, not really news to me. My GF can do it. It helps when you don't want to sit on a nasty toilet in the female bathroom. Man, girl toilets can be fucking rough.

 

[Ratty]

Anyone who saw Pete's mom should know this.

(Yeah you just understood that reference! You know who you are. High five!)

 

[MercurySteam]

Ladies, I give you the SheWee:

The latest in female urination technology!

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Well I don't see why not but why would they want to do that?

 

[michael87cn]

I'm a dude and I like to pee sitting down. I'll pee standing up for a urinal, but most people don't have urinals in their homes. So its either pee and get some on the toilet seat or just sit down and not have to worry about any mess.

(when dudes pee, sometimes it sprays, sometimes it shoots off course.... sometimes it dribbles onto our fingers).

Then again, I have foreskin so I wouldn't know how cut people pee like.

 

[Gamer87]

I'm going to have to look into learning this, it would be really useful for when you're out and have to go to a gross public toilet.

 

[Something Amyss]

I cannot fathom why this isn't more commonplace, I mean that girl didn't even need to undo her pants much more than a guy would have.

It still requires more training to do, and it can make a mess in the meanwhile.

Hahaha, and I bet it will all go catastrophically bad if done wrongly >.>

Not sure that's different from guys peeing standing up.

Well I don't see why not but why would they want to do that?

Public toilets are disgusting. Also, there's the issue of outdoor locations with no designated toilets.

I mean, as other people have said, it's not going to revolutionaise the world or anything, but it is handy.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Okay, I really didn't know what to expect opening this thread...

Is it a useful skill for women to learn...I wouldn't assume so, but if going into a supermarket bathroom is any indication, toilets seats can get nasty, wouldn't wanna sit on those.

I saw the title and thought to myself "Did PsychicTaco drop another bomb on us?"

Also many womenfolk I know from my hometown (Key Largo, Florida) know how to do this because everyone should know how to pee off the side of a boat. In rough chop its a ***** to try to use the head without peeing everywhere but the bowl. Over the side is best.

 

[Whateveralot]

Wouldn't the last drop like, you know...fall straight down? If so, it's still messy.

 

[Alcamonic]

Wouldn't the last drop like, you know...fall straight down? If so, it's still messy.

That is when you use a tiny bit of paper, just like men normally do since giving it a shake doesn't cut it most of the time.

On the topic as a whole. I was not aware women could do this without causing a mess or have to be standing in an awkward way. Why is this not commonplace? Seems way more practical, and let's not talk about public restrooms *shudders*.
I'm aware you could cover the seat with some paper. But considering the risk of my penis touching the inside of the toilet I rather stay as far away as possible. Hell, I might even try standing up while doing number 2.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

OP's avatar makes this thread all the more...questionable.

... yeah, that's what I was thinking too. My poor brain... I think I need a drink to kill the brain cells that contain that image.

As to peeing standing up... I can see the benefit in public toilets, but you can often get the same results by simply cleaning the seat yourself. It's a pain, but it only takes a minute (assuming, of course, that you have a minute).

Generally, I just avoid using public toilets (aside from those at work which are well kept and cleaned). Always go before you leave the house and all that.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

I do not have a problem with that. At all. Whatsoever.

In fact, I look at it this way: Guys can pee in the snow and do shit like crude writings of their name, drawings, etc. Girls can plant one foot in the snow, spread the other one out and make concentric spiral designs and bulls eyes. They could even go so far as to be promoters for Target stores with that last one.

Guys couldn't do that - they have enough trouble as it is keeping their stream in a ceramic bowl!

Captcha: Brand Lift

In a way, I guess, Captcha...