GodModding: The Game!

[Shapsters]

Everyone hates godmodding right? Wrong! Post your god mod, then the next person has to top it with an even cheaper god mod!

I pull out my super kill everything BFG 9000 and fire!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I block it with a 20 foot high wall and pull out a Fat-man from Fallout.

 

[sky14kemea]

i distract him with a burger and use a mega-super-death ray that no one can dodge! =D

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I Dodge your mega-super-deathray that no one can dodge by using my super speed that I never bothered using until now.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

i trip you over using my psychic powers which were hidden till now ^_^

 

[megapenguinx]

I am levitating so your powers of tripping are useless. I go "Scanners" on you all and explode your brains.

 

[goatzilla8463]

I use my enchanted "Bell" biking helmet of +1 awesuuuummness to block it and then send my undead lvl. 999999999999 Carnifex to chew on your legs.

 

[Gorrister]

I use a can of bug spray on him. I travel back in time and prevent this thread from being created.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I follow you and abort you from time!

 

[Captainguy42]

I destroy time and you in it!

 

[ThePoodonkis]

I fix time with a wrench, and I put the Moon in a giant slingshot. I aim the slingshot at you, and fire!

 

[Captainguy42]

I use my trampoline to reverse the moons trajectory.

 

[MasterSqueak]

I melt the moon into a burning cheesey glob using my power to control the sun, and it falls at you.

 

[Shapsters]

I pull out my Staff o' Fixing the Sun and the Moon. I then throw my super, unavoidable ninja stars.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I avoid your ninja stars and shoot you with a handgun that magically appeared in my hands.I then run around the earth and reverse time to before you threw you're ninja stars and then stab you in the back.

 

[Shapsters]

My regenerative abilities absorb the knife and it disappears. I then do a triple backflip and throw Texas at you.

 

[Captainguy42]

I destroy Texas in mid-air then use my powers over space to make a black-hole around you.

 

[Shapsters]

Ha! Your black hole is no match for my black-hole-be-gone spray! Get ready for my whip of 100% accuracy!

 

[Captainguy42]

I dodge with my 200% Evasion!

I kill U U iS nOw Ded NubZ!

 

[DeathArtist]

I use a dead ringer (TF2) which means i am only 10% dead, but to you appear dead.

and use dimension slash to ... finish the job