Good British food... does it exists?

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Superlative

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I'm headed to London with my uni on Saturday and I can't help but wonder just how true or false the jokes about British cooking skills are. Is there such a thing as tasty food from England? does it cost an arm and a leg? will it be served by a gentleman wearing a top hat and monicle?


Also, if anyone is in the area and feels like hanging out with a ~190cm American, I'll more then likely be hanging out at the National Royal Hotel on the 6th at 6:30pm...
 

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I'm headed to London with my uni on Saturday and I can't help but wonder just how true or false the jokes about British cooking skills are. Is there such a thing as tasty food from England? does it cost an arm and a leg? will it be served by a gentleman wearing a top hat and monicle?


also, if anyone is in the area and feels like hanging out with a ~190cm American, I'll more then likely be hanging out at the National Royal Hotel on the 6th at 6:30pm...
 

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somehow this thread got posted twice...awkward.

so yea, ignore this one, and post in the other one until the mods delete this thing.
 

Rastien

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I hope you like chalk, stale bread, and bleach it's all we have over hear unfortuntley! to take the edge off the bleach it's worth jamming a finger into your eye at least your eye burning will distract you from the foul taste.

Also being british i wasn't aware of jokes about our food being bad :eek: this is new to me ^^ also staying in that hotel i would be surprised if the food wasn't good.
 

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British cuisine is HORRIBLE. They have, however, made a good sport of cooking other nationalities food well. You should be okay.
 
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We have some of the best food in the world.

It's not like I made any threads about any of it though...

>_>

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capper42

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I've heard foreigners often find actual British dishes to be a little stodgy and bland, but I don't really understand why. That said, due to the cosmopolitan nature of London you'll be able to find pretty much any cuisine represented, and much of it will be to a very high quality. I wouldn't worry, although your expectations of top hats and monocles might disappoint.

Enjoy though, London's a great city to visit.
 

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Stu35 said:
If you're going to have Fish and Chips, London will let you down, you honestly need to go to a coastal town to get it done properly - Bridlington, Scarborough, fuck, even Skegness has a couple of good chippys.
There is no excuse for visiting any of these dilapidated shitholes, even if the chips are better.
 

Stu35

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We have some of the finest food in the world.

Also, London isn't Britain - it's a horrible cosmopolitan wasteland. You want to come to Britain? Get on a Train and visit Yorkshire.

On a more serious note - London is expensive as fuck, but if you look in the right places you can find some pretty reasonable places, There's a pub I drink in when I'm down there, it's in Hackney called the Pembury Tavern - prices are decent, food is pretty good, and they generally keep some decent board games behind the bar.

As for good food? Well, our traditional food can be a little bland I suppose if you're going off European tastes, however London is, as I say, a cosmopolitan hellhole with a thousands different cultures and all the food that comes with it - There's a really good Vietnamese restaurant I like to eat in, can't for the life of me remember what it's called but it's not far from the Maple Leaf (Canadian bar) in Covent Garden.

If you're going to have Fish and Chips, London will let you down, you honestly need to go to a coastal town to get it done properly - Bridlington, Scarborough, fuck, even Skegness has a couple of good chippys.

Roast Beef and Yorkshire puddings as part of a proper sunday meal, your best bet is an actual pub, and not one of these new "Gastropubs" which are basically glorified restaurants.

You won't be getting served by a bloke in a top hat and a monocle. Most likely it'll be served by a Romanian fellow which a poor understanding of the English language.



As I say, London - It's not proper Britain. If you want what Americans think Britain is the Home counties are your best bet (google home counties).

Also, for proper historic shit (I know Americans love history, because you don't have any), then York is the best bet - It's got walls, York Minster, The Jorvik viking centre, It's in Yorkshire which automatically makes it better than all cities not in Yorkshire. And so on.
 

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AccursedTheory said:
British cuisine is HORRIBLE. They have, however, made a good sport of cooking other nationalities food well. You should be okay.
Unfortunately we haven't mastered the art of deep frying everything in less then 30 seconds and ramming it between cardboard wedges then topping it off with a slice of flavored textured 'cheez', so you may feel a bit home sick.
 

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London can be really expensive if you want to want to eat something nice. I am from the North East of England which has AMAZING food. I do not know London well but I guess that I can advise you to try and stick to the more local places and if you can, head up North to Whitby for the best fish and chips of your life.
 

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London is an utter rip off, so yes your food will be expensive. No sure how posh your Hotel is (it sounds posh) but the top hatted waiter is unlikely - you might have to settle with one who has a bow tie and waistcoat.

British food is decent, filling, no-nonsense stuff. We dont fuck about like those continentals with fancy dishes - but it can still be delicious, if you dont expect too much extravagance.

There's plenty of Ethnic food places too no doubt you'll be able to find something to your tastes, London is very diverse.

Other than that, London is a great place to visit, some good sights to see and museums. But as others have said, please dont fall into the trap of thinking England is London. So many Americans do, and its annoying as fuck. Enjoy your stay, and dont get stabbed! :-D
 

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No. No British food is anything other than an abomination, and I say this as a Brit.

Yes, this includes Fish & Chips. And those goddamn Sunday Roasts everyone seems to be obsessed with.
 

hazabaza1

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Shit, son, you're in for a treat.
So long as you like pies and mince. That's what we're good at.
 

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We have some of the best food in the world.

It's not like I made any threads about any of it though...

>_>

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Shit... yeah... I was going to come in here and say that OP was treading on your toes... but that reminds me... we haven't seen a God of Food (needs no 'British' qualifier I believe... *supercilious sniff*) thread in a few months. Get on it, son! XD

Superlative said:
Well, depends where you are, what you want and how much you want to spend...

If you want cheap but not fast food, don't expect to get any 'British' food. Loads of Asian restaurants in the West End that are relatively low price (bear in mind that London, as a rule, is damned expensive), but they tend to be on the side roads, so you need to know where to look. However, the Covent Garden/Soho area is small enough that you won't get lost that easily, and you should be able to find such restaurants as Taro's, Tokyo Diner or (I dread to say it) Cafe de Hong Kong. Dim sum in Loon Fung's isn't bad either.

Anyway, as for 'British' food, best bet is the pub, actually. Great fare, but prices do vary depending on which pub you go to.

Enjoy! -_-
 

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Rastien said:
AccursedTheory said:
British cuisine is HORRIBLE. They have, however, made a good sport of cooking other nationalities food well. You should be okay.
Unfortunately we haven't mastered the art of deep frying everything in less then 30 seconds and ramming it between cardboard wedges then topping it off with a slice of flavored textured 'cheez', so you may feel a bit home sick.

This, so so much of this.


I can kinda tolerate Europeans taking the piss out of our food (not so much the french - 'coat it in Garlic' is not the same as having a great culture of food). Americans have no fucking right to criticise though.
 

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British food is simple and wholesome, but by my own admission the food on the continents better, but that's not to say our food here is bad.

What you should do OP is find yourself a nice road-side pub in the country which serves food and local ale, and dine there
if you're looking for something "authentically British". London's a great place to visit, but its so cosmopolitan it's very different to the rest of the country.
 

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I don't know why you're all so down on British food; we made the tikka massala, the vindaloo, the sag aloo, a vast number of pies and pastries...

Food on the continent is, in contrast, fairly rubbish. I mean yes; you've got the exceptional French and Italian cuisine, but what else is there? German food is just fried potato, slow cooked pork and boiled cabbage. Tapas is revolting. The Dutch just eat chips and mayonaise, they may as well be Welsh, and Scandi-Findi-Swedey-land just eat fish. Greek food is pretty good but I just say that because I love kebabs, to anyone else they are unspeakable.

You lot should have some God damned pride.
 

Colour Scientist

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You should definitely eat a lot of chocolate. European chocolate is vastly superior to American chocolate.

You should also have a full English breakfast. Om nom nom.