Good Luck, and Bad luck (Forum Game)

[XThecommander]

In this game, the escapist above you gets a bad ending to their good luck.
Example:
Good Luck:
I found a nickel.
Bad Luck:
It's actually a dried piece of bird poo.

I'll Start
I find a four leaf clover.

 

[CounterAttack]

Bad Luck: It wilts when you touch it.

Good Luck: I get away with robbing a bank.

 

[DragonofDecay86]

Bad Luck: You only manage to rob a penny from the bank

Good Luck: I buy a house

 

[XThecommander]

Bad Luck:The house you get is made of cardboard... Infact, it's a box.

Good Luck:Its my birthday!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Bad Luck: Nobody cares.

Good Luck: The girl I like likes me too!

 

[DragonofDecay86]

Bad Luck: The girl moves away

Good Luck: I get a million dollars!

 

[XThecommander]

Bad Luck:The "Dollars" are actually a type of doll that are supposed to be sailors.

Good Luck:I got a cake!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Bad Luck: Some says the cake is a lie and the cake disappears.

Good Luck: I won the lottery!

 

[XThecommander]

Bad Luck:The small percent of the million you didn't get was actually real money.

Good Luck:I got promoted!

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Bad luck: To waste disposal manager.

Good luck: I finished Dragonball Z: Budokai 3!

 

[SteakHeart]

Bad luck: It crashes your console when you try for a speedrun.

Good luck: You live to die another day.

 

[XThecommander]

Edit:Ninja attacked mah post!
Bad Luck:That day will never come.

Good Luck:I get a new game!

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Bad luck: Only the disc is MW2

Good luck: I get ice cream, lots of ice cream.

 

[Zirat]

Bad Luck: It rots your teeth and you have to go in for consecutive Root Canals

Good Luck: I score the winning kick in soccer!

 

[XThecommander]

Bad Luck:The losing team beats you up, and steals your car, money, and girlfriend.

Good Luck:I got a new computer!

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Bad luck: You boast infront of your British friends who beat you up for calling it the wrong name
Ninja! I beat you up for being one.

Good luck: I met C.C.!

 

[XThecommander]

Bad Luck:Velroe uses geass on you, blinding you, then stabbing you. (Thats for breaking the fourth wall!)

Good Luck:I find a sword!

 

[Best of the 3]

Bad Luck: You can only use it for seppuku.

Good luck: I'm playing Fallout New Vegas through again and still not 1 glitchy bug to be seen.

 

[XThecommander]

Bad Luck:You are playing the trial version of it.

Good Luck:I finally beat battletoads!

 

[spartan1077]

Bad Luck: You lost your save gam

Good Luck: I found an old Snes