Gordon Freeman has it rough

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Nonamea12

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I know I am really behind the times here but I have recently played Halflife 2 and its episodes and I have come to the conclusion that Dr. Freeman is the most unlucky man in the universe. Roughly he always has to take the most awful road that can be found. Don't send the valuable doctor with the big invicible metal dog, send him on his own in to the zombie infested, trap laden suburb. Don't put him on the train with the escaping civilians, make him get a different train in the city that is about to expode. I am not complaining as I have greatly enjoyed the game but I feel bad for the hero.

I can only think that he lost his ability to speak long ago and now just does what he is told because it is easier than trying to reason with people. I was wondering if anyone else sees it this way or thinks differently about to good doctor and his involentary heroics.
 

Bostur

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At least the crowbar requisition form went through. It can't be all bad.
 

Al-Bundy-da-G

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Bostur said:
At least the crowbar requisition form went through. It can't be all bad.
Yea, but he's been wearing that suit for how long now? He probably smells like ass coved in Thai food and skunk musk rolled in a deer carcass. You'd think they would at least let him take a shower every few months.
 

Tallim

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Ah Half Life :D The tragic tale of a brave scientist returning to work after Thyroid surgery. He should have stayed at home for further recuperation but he needed the money as he was being hounded by the worlds creepiest IRS auditor.

But at least nothing could get worse! He just had to make sure he was home on time for once or his wife was going to leave him. It's not his fault that a crippling sense of wanting to be accepted leads him to do favours for everyone without question. :(
 

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believer258 said:
I think he's afraid to speak because the sheer depth of his voice due to the size of his testicles would destroy the Earth.
wiser words have never been said
 

Janus Vesta

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Think of it from Gordon's point of view. He went to work for a fairly routine experiment hen he's teleported to Xen, he's zapped back to the lab wich is now overrun with aliens. He fights for his life and tries to reach the surface and when he does they start shooting him and his fellow scientists. He makes his way passed the US military and an army of aliens to get teleported back to Xen. There he makes his way through floating islands and slave fectories to fight Nihilanth. And then he's locked up in stasis.

Seconds later (to him) he finds out he's 20 years in the future and a second alien invasion has taken over the earth, partly due to his actions back at Black Mesa. He's conscripted into the resistance by an old friend when the alien overlords decide to hunt him down. He evades Civil Protection through radioactive, zombie filled sewers. After shooting down a freaking helicopter and driving off a dam he reaches Black Mesa East and meets up with his old pal Eli. However, before he has time to rest the Combine assault BME and he is forced to flee to zombie filled Ravenholm. He and the preacher called Father Grigori fight through the town and Gordon decends into the mines. Here he fights through MORE zombies to reach the surface. He helps some resistance fighters defend against a Combine assault where they then give him a buggy. He takes the costal road, stopping by various resistance outposts. Eventually he reaches Nova Prospekt, where he intends to save the leaders of the Resistance, he meets up with Alyx Vance and they fight through the prison to rescue her father. Then they're betrayed by Mossman.

*gasp*

Gordon and Alyx take a teleporter to Dr. Kliener's lab, where he tells them they've been teleporting for a week and the raid on Nova Prospekt spurred the Resistance into rebellion. Gordon takes to the streets, along with D0g, to assist the Resistance and to reach Barney Calhoun. After plenty of street fighting Gordon meets up hith Barney and they assault the Combine supression field. Gordon then makes his way to the Citadel (with a lot of zombies and combine between him and there. He fights his way up the Citadel and is captured by Breen. his HEV suit protects him from Breen's makeshift execution, he persues Breen and destoys the teleporter at the top of the Citadel, prossibly killing Breen. EXPLOSION! G-Man places Gordon into stasis but leaves Alyx to die.

Or not! The Vortigaunts decide to step in, saving Alyxfrom the blast and pulling Gordon from stasis. The two end up at the bottom of the Citadel with D0g. Told via radio by Kliener that the Citadel will explode soon they make their way back inside to buy the Resistance some time to flee. Fighting off the frantic and confused Combine forces they reach the core and, through a series of jumping puzzles, contain the core, but only for a few hours. Deciding that hoofing it isn't the best option they instead decide to take a Combine train to the edge of the city. Unfortunately the train crashes into a collapsed part of the tunnels, forcing the duo to run out of the city. They join up with some resistance forces in the streets and meet Barney how is organising people into evacuation groups. Gordon and Alyx fight through a Combine controlled hospital in order to draw the Combine away from the evacuees before meeting them by the train station. They escort any survivors to the trains before climbing aboard the last train. EXPLOSION! Part deux!

Gordon wakes up aboard the now crashed train. He and Alyx decide to head to White Forest, the main Resistance base outside of City 17. They maketheir wy through some mines before Alyx is impaled by a Hunter and Gordon is knocked out, again. Luckily a Vortigaunt managed to find them before it was too late for Alyx. He takes gordon to a resistance crossing point, however Gordon fell into some antlion tunnels, where he had to fight endless waves of alien arachnids to eventually stumble across the crossing point. There, with Griggs and Sheckley, he fights off waves of Antlions defending Alyx until more Vortigaunts arrive. Then he travels into the Antlion hive to retrieve "the extract" which isused to heal Alyx. While she is being heale the G-Man rears his head and instructs Gordon to make sure Alyx survives. Alyx and Gordon find a car and drive it all the way to White For-nope, the engine broke down. They find a Resistance outpost and fight off ANOTHER Combine assault (these guys just don't give up). After clearing out a Combine outpost and having their car fixed Gordon and Alyx ride up to White Forest. After everyone is done with their greeting Gordon is sent to investigate some pigeons, howeer these areno ordinary pigeons. It turns out the pigeons were actually Combine pigeons! I mean soldiers! He fights off YET ANOTHER Combine assault when he's is informed of a massive Combine assault force on the way. Gordon gets a crash course in how to use Strider Busters and is sent off to save the day again. After finally fighting off the last of the Combine Gordon and the gang meet up to launch a rocket into space, as is the traditional celebration ceremony. The launch is a rousing success, sparking a possible upturn in Gordon's shitty luck streak. As he's told to go to Antarctica to find the Borealis some Combine Advisors bust in and eat Eli's brain (let's hope they don't gain his knowledge). The credits roll as Gordon is slumped against a wall and Alyx cries over he father's dead body.

And all that without any sleep, food or bathroom breaks!
 

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I feel Half Life 2 would be a lot more enjoyable if there was a button that, when pressed, allowed you to punch whoever you were talking to until they gave you an actual reason for why you should follow all their instructions. Although, saying that he is a theoretical physicist, all they'd need to do is write a computer program that gave him instructions and he'd blindly follow it.
 

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believer258 said:
I think he's afraid to speak because the sheer depth of his voice due to the size of his testicles would destroy the Earth.
When he does eventually speak I've always thought it'd be something like this:


OT: Valve customers have it rough, still no Half Life 3.
 

chimeracreator

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I feel like that Half-Life series should end with Gordan either entering a bathroom with a newspaper or going to sleep after someone asks him, "So what do you want to do now?"