Great insults,threats or taunts of video game characters

[Demolition_Human]

Sometimes, the big bad or the goody two shoes not only need to have the big sword or the big gun, sometimes they need to have the big talk to go along with it. Insults and threats over even a good taunt might send an enemy running in a mad fury to mess with them, leading to their demise. So what good insult, threat or taunt have been spoken by game characters?

I think that the Demoman from Team Fortress 2 has some good threats and insults from his dominations on his opponents. Geez the stuff this guys says and he even got more lines afterwards as well in updates. This example is just one of the many lines his throws out at the other team:

Spoiler

"I'm gonna stick me thumbs in your eyes and hang on til' you're dead!!"-Demoman

Yeah...he means business. and you can listen to the many other things he says down below:

 

[Sniper Team 4]

Kid Zeal from Chrono Cross comes to mind: "I'm gonna kick your ass so hard, you'll kiss the moons!" Otherwise, I can't really think of any good threats. I know a bunch of good lines, but surprisingly, none of them are threats.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

"I, Garland, will knock you all down!" is hammy and awkward yet is the first thing that came to mind. Frankly I can see a measure of badassery in it, with the right delivery.

 

[TheMigrantSoldier]

Dawn of War: Dark Crusade is chock full of them. Gorgutz wins the prize.

Macabee: We are your end, alien.
Warlord Gorgutz: If ya mean the end of me pointy stick, I?m right there wiff ya. Hah!

 

[Auron225]

Dr Odine from Final Fantasy 8

"You vant to go outside? You vant to fisticuffs?"

Far from badass but it made me laugh out loud and I still remember it to this day

 

[Bad Jim]

"You fight like a dairy farmer."
"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."

"You make me want to puke."
"You make me think somebody already did."

"There are no words for how disgusting you are."
"Yes there are. You just never learned them."

"Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will."
"You run THAT fast?"

Monkey Island was an utterly brilliant game.

 

[TehCookie]

Nothing makes me feel more badass than getting SSS and pulling off that taunt.

Also if Duke Nukem's oneliners count, all of them.

 

[Xan Krieger]

"Were your parents related before they were married?"- Conker from Conker's Bad Fur Day.
Can't remember any others from that game.

Dawn of War: Dark Crusade is chock full of them. Gorgutz wins the prize.

Macabee: We are your end, alien.
Warlord Gorgutz: If ya mean the end of me pointy stick, I?m right there wiff ya. Hah!

I hope Gorgutz makes appearences in new games, he was great comical relief in a grimdark universe.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

(spoilers I'm sure if you listen to that all the way through, but the first part I linked it too isn't anything special)

but honestly, as much as I hated handsome jack, he had some amazing audio bits throughout the whole game, definitely made the story lots of fun even on single player.

the villain that you love to hate.

 

[Eve Charm]

I think Dracula is the most notable

 

[Ubiquitous Duck]

I was playing Mists of Pandaria for the first time yesterday - I know, I'm late to that party.

It seems to be a mixture of Kung-Fu Panda and the Karate Kid.

But early on I headed into a village that was under siege by monkeys. Apparently they were after the pandas' precious brew and were stealing it, getting drunk and attacking people (mug still in hand).

I arrived in the village and the first thing I saw was a panda do a smackdown on one of these brew-thieving monkeys and then shouted "TAKE THAT MONKEY BUTT".

I see I have bought a 'very serious' game.

 

[The Wykydtron]

Raiden is full of them in MGS Rising. The start of the final boss fight is great

"I said my sword was a tool of justice... Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now... I'm not so sure. And besides... This isn't my sword"

 

[Vegosiux]

"Oh and by the way, call me Steve again and I'm going to cut your fingers off with a cigar clipper."
~Steven Heck, Alpha Protocol

"You have a face only a sledgehammer could love...AND HAS!"
~Morte, Planescape: Torment