Greatest Beverage Names

[Lord Beautiful]

I just realized how many drinks had fantastic names, and the drink that helped me realize this is something I'm drinking right now: Naked Juice. For those of you who've never heard of it, yes, it is a real drink. [http://www.nakedjuice.com/#Homepage] In spite of it being a bit too thick for my tastes (make whatever jokes of that you will), I am so pleased with this product's name that I'm seriously considering keeping the bottle instead of throwing it away.

So, fellow users, what comes to mind when you think of drinks with great names?

 

[sky14kemea]

How can we forget Lol Juice?

Spoiler: Image for you's!

 

[axia777]

Cocaine - http://www.cocaine-drink.com/

No, it does not have anything to do with the drug. It was just named that was for shock value and to piss people off to get famous. Which worked on all counts.

 

[arkwright]

I had a beer once called Arkwright's original bum biter. hence my user name

 

[Kasawd]

Cocaine - http://www.cocaine-drink.com/

No, it does not have anything to do with the drug. It was just named that was for shock value and to piss people off to get famous. Which worked on all counts.

Ninja'd damn it!

Well, I have my own mix drink called "A punch in the throat."

6 Oz. Of Whiskey, vodka, scotch and rum(Amber and white).

 

[Spaceman_Spiff]

Powerthirst-Rawberry, Fizzbitch and...GUN!

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Inb4 Booty Sweat.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I thought of another, though it takes a sicker-than-normal sense of humor to appreciate it.

Feast your eyes on Tentacle Grape. [http://www.tentaclegrape.com/buy.php]

 

[Raven's Nest]

When I heard Bloody Mary I thought it was a reference to a menstrual cycle... I have still never tried it...

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

Cocaine - http://www.cocaine-drink.com/

No, it does not have anything to do with the drug. It was just named that was for shock value and to piss people off to get famous. Which worked on all counts.

I wonder if they were making a joke about coca-cola, which originally did contain small amounts of cocaine (it's where the name comes from).

A lot of British real-ales have odd names: Hobgoblin, Waggle-dance, Kelpie (flavoured with seaweed) etc.

 

[Pingieking]

I've never had it, but I quite like the name "Irish Car Bomb".
Also, the Mana Potions.

 

[sky14kemea]

I thought of another, though it takes a sicker-than-normal sense of humor to appreciate it.

Feast your eyes on Tentacle Grape. [http://www.tentaclegrape.com/buy.php]

*snrk* *immature giggle*

I like that one a lot I gotta start buying more of these fun drinks!

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

[HEADING=2]A Screaming Orgasm.[/HEADING]

[small]Do I win?[/small]

Edit: Nanny State.

 

[MindBullets]

There's a town called Silly in Belgium. And there's a brewery there.

They make Silly Beer.

I was elated when I first heard about that. (My use of the word "silly" is notable amongst my group of friends, or it was at the time at least.)

 

[UltraParanoia]

I can only think of moose drool.


Stupid Brawndo ad fucked up my train of thought.

 

[Kajt]

Spoiler: I believe I am victorious?

 

[Spitfire175]

Shepherd Neame's Spitfire. -The bottle of Britain. Also, great PR campagin for the ale.

 

[Gebi10000]

I thought of another, though it takes a sicker-than-normal sense of humor to appreciate it.

Feast your eyes on Tentacle Grape. [http://www.tentaclegrape.com/buy.php]

omg just thought about this^^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KrKQpJFYfE

 

[LeonLethality]

NOS energy drink cool name even for someone who despises racing and it tastes amazing to boot