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Cpt_Oblivious

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Welcome to the Escapist, I hope you enjoy your stay. Please ignore the body under the stairs and the troll outside.

TheRedLucario said:
And people will say welcome anyways because they'll see the very low post count.
Not for me, they didn't.
 

megapenguinx

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Welcome! As mayor of this fine town it's my honor to welcome a new brother into our wonderful community. There are [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.116826]a Few things you should know [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.112832].
Other than that, have fun and enjoy yourself. Be mindful of others, don't get in any fights and defeat trolls with the report button. If you need anything, pop me a PM and I'll be happy to help.
 

XJ-0461

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Welcome to the Escapist, enjoy your stay here. There's cake on the table in the other room.
 

megapenguinx

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
Welcome to the Escapist, I hope you enjoy your stay. Please ignore the body under the stairs and the troll outside.

TheRedLucario said:
And people will say welcome anyways because they'll see the very low post count.
Not for me, they didn't.
Nor for me :(
 

AroLombardi

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
TheRedLucario said:
And people will say welcome anyways because they'll see the very low post count.
Not for me, they didn't.
Well, sometimes. (Neither did they for me. But hey, I'm none to complain.)

But to help, welcome to the Escapist. There, better?
 

Pimppeter2

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Rahne said:
I sincerely apologize if this is in the wrong sub-forum, but I can't seem to find a proper introduction or welcome thread anywhere around here. XD

In any case, hello, everyone! I'm not actually new to the site, because I've been watching Zero Punctuation for quite a while now. But I am new to the forums. Hopefully I'll have a good time around here. :)
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Don't ignore grammar nazis. Beat them. Use good english and they will leave you alone. Um lets see. The report button is there for a reason, use it when you think a post is offensive or bad. That way the moderators can actually help out. Also, a lot of people say Use the search bar, which you should when you start a new thread, mainly because people get angry when a idntical thread pops up a week later. If you see a thread identical to yous. check the last post. If it was done a month ago, don't worry, post your thread. Umm, if you're going to review something in the user reviews, look at some other reviews first. Fallow the rules and have lots of FUN!!
 

Cpt_Oblivious

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TheRedLucario said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
TheRedLucario said:
And people will say welcome anyways because they'll see the very low post count.
Not for me, they didn't.
Well, sometimes. (Neither did they for me. But hey, I'm none to complain.)

But to help, welcome to the Escapist. There, better?
Much better. Thanks! :)
 

RagnorakTres

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*sniff* I never got any welcomes... *sniff*


Lulz, I don't care, I'm nearly at a thousand posts by now, I didn't get there by whining.

Hail and well-met, fellow Escapist! Valhalla is right next door if you feel like a fight and I draw a mean Irish neat, if I do say so myself. Pull up a stool, all the drinks are fifty cents and there's no age limit here at the Escapist. *polishes bar with rag and draws himself a God's Blessing*
 

BehattedWanderer

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Salutations! Please enjoy your stay here!

The Maddest March Hare said:
Greetings! Shotguns are on the rack by the fridge, be ready for the zombie threads. Don't feed the trolls, they're getting fat. Now grab a beverage of your choice, see you on the patio in 5.
Are you some exotic liason, sir, bringing befuddled newcomers to the party? If not you could certainly find a job as one.
 

BehattedWanderer

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RagnorakTres said:
*sniff* I never got any welcomes... *sniff*


Lulz, I don't care, I'm nearly at a thousand posts by now, I didn't get there by whining.

Hail and well-met, fellow Escapist! Valhalla is right next door if you feel like a fight and I draw a mean Irish neat, if I do say so myself. Pull up a stool, all the drinks are fifty cents and there's no age limit here at the Escapist. *polishes bar with rag and draws himself a God's Blessing*
Then a retroactive Welcome! to you, friend.
 

Beltom

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Welcome to the Escapist! Ignore the bodies under the kitchen floor and watch out for the third step on the stairs, it wobbles.
 

Danny Ocean

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EmileeElectro said:
Bring on the trumpets!
Bring On The Trumpets!

Really, I'd go dig up the community map if I was you, so you can find all of the big community-based threads.
 

Woem

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Welcome Rahne!

Do you have a sample of your voice acting somewhere? From a short film, video game, commercial, ... Share your talent!
 
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alex134219 said:
EmileeElectro said:
alex134219 said:
Rahne said:
I sincerely apologize if this is in the wrong sub-forum, but I can't seem to find a proper introduction or welcome thread anywhere around here. XD

In any case, hello, everyone! I'm not actually new to the site, because I've been watching Zero Punctuation for quite a while now. But I am new to the forums. Hopefully I'll have a, good time around here. :)
Just ignore the grammar Nazis and the report button isn't a "Waa! He said a mean thing!" button. People on the escapist love the report button, I bet I'm getting reported now.
Fix'd. My first fix. My tummy feels fuzzy.

Don't ignore grammar Nazis, most of them are only trying to improve your English.
Uhh. Why, I have to ask, does it matter? Because it doesn't. You can read it, that's the end.
Please stop abusing my language, it did nothing wrong to you. Commas are your friend! :D