Groovy."Favorite one liners.

[TheGreatDirectorWatanbe]

Scanning through the channels I found Army of Darkness playing, with all of Bruce Campbell's awesome liners I thought of this topic.

So what's your favorite one liner?

Personally, I would have to say Arnold in Commando saying, "Remember when I said I'd kill you last?" "I lied."

 

[Irridium]

"Quite frankly my dear I just don't give a damn."
[sub] It was either "I don't give a damn" or "I don't give a rat's ass." I forget which.[/sub]

 

[Cherry Cola]

"I have a cunning plan"

I dare you to find a one liner that makes you smile more than when you hear this one! (As long as you know where it comes from of course)

 

[NeoAC]

"Yippie-ki-ay, ************!"

Bruce Willis, in his heyday, freaking perfect.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Dammit! I've been ninja'd by the OP.

Fine then, Aliens: "Suck on this!"

That one didn't really make very much sense in context, considering that the Aliens don't have lips to suck with.

 

[Babitz]

Personally, I would have to say Arnold in Commando saying, "Remember when I said I'd kill you last?" "I lied."

That reminds me. Commando has 10 or so best one liners ever.

Especially the Sally combo you mentioned.
"You don't have a problem with me, you have a problem with gravity."
"Don't make me remind you, this is my weaker hand."
"Remember when I said I'd kill you last?" "I lied."
"What did you do to Sally?" "I let him go."

They never get old.

 

[dsmops2003]

GET TO DAH CHOPPAH!!!!!

 

[fd18e3d0-816e-11e4-b4a9-0800200c9a66]

It's time to split - TimeSplitters

 

[Cherry Cola]

Dammit! I've been ninja'd by the OP.

Fine then, Aliens: "Suck on this!"

That one didn't really make very much sense in context, considering that the Aliens don't have lips to suck with.

Actually, I messed it up, it was 'Eat This'.

I'm watching the movie right now you see, I had to rewind.

Much better!

Still... It can't really eat the weapon if he is firing it.

Where are his table manners?

 

[Dublin Solo]

"Team!"

Then Al Capone beats the brains out of the man with a baseball bat.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

"Yippie-ki-ay, ************!"

Bruce Willis, in his heyday, freaking perfect.

this and "It's Time to Split!"

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

It's time to split - TimeSplitters

Followed by the hilarious reactions to said one-liner.

I'd also pair that up with "Damnit!"

 

[Ultress]

Gotta go with the classic: Hail to The King Baby

 

[fd18e3d0-816e-11e4-b4a9-0800200c9a66]

It's time to split - TimeSplitters

Followed by the hilarious reactions to said one-liner.

I'd also pair that up with "Damnit!"

The whole scene is genius

"Been with the agency long? Do you get Dental?"

 

[Xanadu84]

I feel like Im missing a very important one, but for now, Im going to have to go with, "You're not the police of me".