Fried foods.
Finger steaks, fries, funnel cake, it's all good.
I bought a whole chicken yesterday that I'm going to try and make buttermilk fried chicken [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxEhH6MPH28] with.
It will clog my arteries, and be delicious whilst doing so.
Also, on the bad weeks I'll drink Dr.Pepper like it's water.