Guns don't kill people...

[lanostos]

Basically, you want to complete the phrase whichever way you want.

EX: Guns don't kill people, people kill people.

 

[The_Heretic]

Guns don't kill people,husbands that come home early do.

 

[The Sorrow]

Guns don't kill people, bullets do!

 

[wesdabigman]

Guns don't kill people, holes in people's head kill people

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

Guns don't kill people, the bullet does.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Guns don't kill people, the bullet's momentum does.

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

Guns don't kill people, but they sure help. Try walking up to someone--"Bang!" Doesn't really do much, unless they've got a dodgy heart.

--Name the (mis)quote and win a cookie.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

The first part I saw in Purple Rain's bio,

 

[TheGhostOfSin]

Guns don't kill people, I DO!

I was really hoping no-one had said this...

 

[figment of mind]

Guns don't kill people, falling refrigerators do.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Guns don't kill people, VIDEO GAMES DO!!!!
/Jack Thompson impersonation

 

[Saskwach]

Guns don't kill people...oh wait, they do.

 

[lanostos]

Guns don't kill people, abortion clinics do.

 

[000Ronald]

Guns don' kill people, small harmless kittens do.

 

[Naeberius]

Guns don't kill people, blood loss does.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Guns don't kill people, stupid comments get them killed.