Had any crazy dreams lately?

[RJ 17]

I've been sick for the past few days and as such have been having pretty messed up dreams...such as the one I had last night.

Starts out: I'm apparently the Dragonborn from Skyrim fighting off a couple dragons at night. I walk behind a house in the town that I was in and I peek through a window where some teenage girl is apparently talking on a phone and taunting some rapist/stalker that had called her up, saying stuff like "I bet you wanna come in here and fuck me, don't you?" at which point I see a man walk up behind her and put a pillow over her face and pull her back.

Flash forward to apparently a modeling expo where the girl is set to model and they're setting a trap for the rapist. The rapist catches on and makes a break for it. In the confusion, I fall off a platform and get cut by some crazy lady holding a scalpel. I start running for the door and make it outside where it is a torrential downpour, like raging rivers in the streets.

Evidently I'm outside of a Wal-Mart because the people that were suddenly chasing me turned out to be Wal-Mart cops. They ask me a couple questions about the rapist and I say I didn't know anything about it, the cop turns around and I run off.

He gives chase, but I make my way into a government housing project building. I start off making my way through basement hallways, stepping over sleeping bums and such, gradually make my way upstairs, and end up in some guy's room.

He tells me how to get out, I just have to get through one last apartment. Turns out that last apartment was occupied by a multicultural gang of pot dealers who thought I was an undercover cop and immediately wanted to shoot me. I tell them I'd be more than happy to buy some of their weed if they just let me go. They find this an acceptable arrangement and escort me to an ATM. When I get back, they sell me the weed.......but then want to kill me. At that point I sprout a bunch of the ghost-hands from Elfen Lied and slaughter them all.

And that's when I woke up.

So what's one of your craziest/memorable dreams?

 

[aprildog18]

Can't say I remember many of my dreams. Here's one of my stupidest and crazies dreams.

Starts out: Tip off from a smuggler about a weapon cache, and I'm supposed to find it because I was the person closest to the assumed location.
The person who gave the tip is a person that is supposed to meet with a few other people. We get to some sort of shady supermarket with a man standing outside of it. The person distracts the "guard" and I take him out by bringing him down and smash my elbow to his head which hits the ground.

I walk in and another person is looking at his goodies and is facing his back toward me, blabbing about if I brought in the money. I get near him, he turns around, I punch him. He stumbles but grab onto me when he is falling. I pick up a taser from a table nearby, not the taser that shoots stuff, (I know, how strange) when I'm falling and taze him. But since I'm also on top of him, I taze myself too.

The end...

 

[LadyxDevilish]

Well, i tend to keep having dreams of either Zombie apocolypses, or some sort of alien invasion.
The dreams keep coming back, either that or i dream that i get some terrible illness i'm about to die from.

None of those sound very great to me but hey! its still just a dream huh, though if i must believe most people then they stand for something bigger then that.

 

[SckizoBoy]

The latest dream I remember involved a fellow Escapist... she knows who she is... -_-

And yah, I tend to have surreal dreams when I'm ill as well... one coming to mind was when everyone I knew was a shapeshifter... think I woke even sicker...

 

[CrazyGirl17]

While I generally don't remember my dreams, I do sorta remember one with the main characters of South Park... and Michael Jackson... I think dancing together or something.

I did have a nightmare once, one where I was in the TV room, playing with something when the TV began showing what looked like one of those [adult swim] bumpers... only it was a cry for help or something. Then the screen filled up with words (or were they eyes?) and there were things that looked like Smurfs, but the faces were all wrong... and then I woke up.

 

[akibawall95]

In the last crazy dream I can remember I was at some mountain lodge then, out of nowhere, I shot right up into the sky. Needless to say it scared me and I woke up.

I wish I could remember more of my normal dreams and not just the ones that scare me. This is why I want to learn how to lucid dream but I have been having trouble with the process.

 

[Argus 987]

Two. Last night.

The first was that I was in Egypt talking to a police officer from the pre-Mubarak era. Somehow he spoke English, and somehow, even though he was arresting me, I showed him the error of his ways in a grandiose speech about how Egypt could be once more great. Also, in my head, the way that I could tell that Egypt was in trouble was to show the streets being flooded with water. The climax came when he offered me a 300 pound note (to show that we'll all take a bribe) and I refused. He broke into tears.

The second was a meeting with Kim Jung Il. I hadn't realized who I was meeting with until he stepped out of his office, but he seemed to have been expecting me. What was weird is that he looked very similar to the guy who runs twitter. Anyway we're having a little chit chat in his office and I'm trying to think of what to say. He mentioned that my room mate had been there recently and had gotten him to release some political prisoners as a gesture of good will. He assumed that I would be doing the same... but (and here he looks me up and down) he kind of expected me to be better dressed. I was in slacks and a hoodie. He kicks me out of his office and I'm not entirely certain whether he plans to assassinate me.

There are a couple questions that come to mind. Why am I dreaming about dictators - and do I really have so entrenched a hero syndrome that I assume I can talk dictators out of being dictators?

 

[teqrevisited]

For a long while I hadn't dreamt until last night.

I dreamt that I fell into a huge lake with a large city skyline in the distance. As I fell it seemed that it was as deep as the sea and on the bottom lay some indiscernible ancient ruins. Shortly after I hit the bottom I lost consciousness for some time and when I woke up I managed to swim back to the surface and climb out. When I got out I found the sky covered by thick black clouds and flames visible through the city's wrecked silhouette as the whole world burned.

In the past I've dreamt of being chased by an electric snake that came out of a plug socket, of wandering into an abandoned house with four strange people and coming out alone and of there being a snow-covered hedge maze full of wolves in the front garden who then chased me until I found a leopard that chased them away.

 

[RickyRich]

The weirdest dream I've had so far was about me getting a phone call from a potential employer (in the food industry I assume). I answered the phone and asked if I was there, I said I was there and speaking to him. He had an issue with my resume, it seems under my employment history, all I put was "Pizza". He asked what it meant, and I told him I worked at a pizzeria for a little bit over a year. The last thing is him asking which pizzeria and me waking up, with my hand cupping my ear and me saying "Hello?".

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

I was once chased by a group of black bunny rabbits in my dreams making growling noises.
When I woke up my wife said I was kicking my feet in my sleep like I was running from something lol

 

[Korak the Mad]

I have them every night, but I consider those my regular dreams, my nightmares are what most people consider happy dreams.

I had a dream recently, that somehow I was transported into a castlevania-like 3-dimensional level map (I just started playing them), and somehow I had Freddy Krueger (original version) helping me defeat certain opponents.

That was one of stranger dreams, that I've had recently, that I can remember.

 

[WeAreStevo]

I had a dream that my car was stolen by raccoons and the only person who would help me out to find it was Lionel Richie.

It was actually pretty awesome in hindsight, although the whole dream was us thinking logically where the car may have been taken...

We never did find the car

 

[WeAreStevo]

I have them every night, but I consider those my regular dreams, my nightmares are what most people consider happy dreams.

I had a dream recently, that somehow I was transported into a castlevania-like 3-dimensional level map (I just started playing them), and somehow I had Freddy Krueger (original version) helping me defeat certain opponents.

That was one of stranger dreams, that I've had recently, that I can remember.

It's because Freddy's an OG gamer


By the say, at parts of this video, it looks like Freddy is playing Kinect 0_o

 

[Ilikemilkshake]

Ive had quite a few crazy dreams lately.
Last night i had a dream where i was an insect, and my life was a 4x RTS, where i had to explore and colonise other areas, and fight other insect empires in the name of my own.
I cant remember what species i was but i remember i eventually lost the "game" when i bit off more than i could chew by attacking a seemingly week Bee colony, provoking a massive horde of angry Bees that ultimately destroyed us

 

[Thyunda]

I've been concerned by my recent dreams - over the past month, my dream-self has been recovering from two bullet wounds - one somewhere in the ribs or spine, and one in the right thigh. Consistently.
I just hope it's not a vision.

 

[Realitycrash]

In fact, I have. Had a dream where me and my IRL potential next girlfriend jumped into a time-machine and went back to the Dark Ages. When we arrive, the time-machine breaks down, and I manage to get her pregnant (no idea how long we were there, though). Some time later, my evil-uncle shows up, I fight him for..Well, whatever reason, he's evil, and after I win he agrees to build a new time-machine. He does so, but the problem is that it only works once, and for one person.
So..I use the time machine, leaving the pregnant girl behind in the Dark Ages. I laughed so hard when I saw the expression on her face as I told her about the dream IRL.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I took a crazy psychotic woman who happened to be psychic to court last night. I succeeded in getting her sentence to being crushed to death.

Good times.

Also here is a dreaming user group on the Escapist. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Escapist-Dreamer-Society]

 

[l3o2828]

Well, my Lastest crazy dream is that i was inside this building that was full of men with lion heads,and we drank cider until i passed out and i found myself in a hospital full of nurses with /again/ lion heads.

It was very surreal, and more than once impossible figures and such appeared in the dream.

 

[FatalFox]

I had a pretty darn crazy dream a few days back, where I was in kind of a action/artsy movie blend, mixed with horror, it was kind of structured like a game, where I needed to continuously escape from rooms that were progressively less habitable, one room I remembered in particular were this flooded one where I had to swim through a chain linked fence that was blocking a ventilation system, to escape from these horrific jellyfish with teeth (just to clarify, I have hydrophobia) next I was in a flooded, but freezing room where I had to defeat this fucked up looking guy, like the mgs3 "pain" battle. After that, there were some ridiculous action sequence with ninjas and guns, flipping through a flooding room with floating things to stand on, after a pretty action filled battle with a lady in a trench-coat with dual guns it pulled back to find myself in a black and white room, and there was the same woman talking to me, apparently I'd just been living through a vegetable's "memories" since the guy wasn't me.
this was right after a nightmare about poisonous snakes.
I didnt have fever, either..