Tell me, OP, after that hat-incident, did you attempt to taste it in any way?
Your answer could determine whether you're my new hero or not.
And, alas, I have never had a job. I know of a fellow who was fired, however, for stealing from the register.
Apparently companies don't like it when you do that.
[sub]Just another instance of the man keeping us down >_<[/sub]
and if you can't tell, that was a joke.
The bolded, last part, I mean.