Have you ever met an authentic guy gamer

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Azrael the Cat

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In response to ninjastovall0's thread on girl gamers.

Have you ever met an authentic guy gamer? (has adequate background in gaming) and these are the qualifications/qualities for being authentic:
1. They didn't get into gaming because their friends were into it, or because their parents just bought them a console/PC. Basically like other gamers, they saw a game and just intuitively knew they would enjoy it, despite absolutely no social/common experience of it with friends to indicate it might be fun.
2. They actually play main titles like Sims and WoW that sell massive units and have online interaction (sorry CoD, Halo and other ultra-masculine space marine penis-fests, you're not real games).
3. Whatever they like they have substantial knowledge about its past, such as being able to expain in detail the market circumstances that led Origin to agreeing to the EA takeover, the histories of Interplay and SSI and can carry a conversation by adding their own points/knowledge/past.(example: if the XBox/PS2 is their first, they probably can't).
4. They're willing to talk about gaming in public, even when they are trying to pick up a good looking girl who clearly isn't into gaming at a party, and even if most of the people in the conversation aren't actually interest in gaming.

I ask this because the guy that posted this thread: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.262773-Authentic-girl-gamer can't tell the difference between his personal limited experience of gaming (seriously, it seems like he hasn't even been gaming for 20 years yet - OBVIOUSLY he doesn't have the same experiences that I have when I was cranking through the Origin games in the 80s, which makes him less hardcore and, by his reasoning, obviously not a gamer...) and 'being a gamer'.
 

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Azrael the Cat said:
2. They actually play main titles like Sims and WoW that sell massive units and have online interaction (sorry CoD, Halo and other ultra-masculine space marine penis-fests, you're not real games).
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Why not? They sell millions and have online interactions, why are they disqualified?

EDIT: Ah upon going to the other thread, I can see the satire you are doing, apologies for my misconception.

OT: Know one? I am one.
 

lacktheknack

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My my, we're being somewhat passive-aggressive, aren't we?

Anyways, by those standards... no. No, I do not.
 

lacktheknack

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Kasurami said:
This is either not bad satire, or you're almost as bad as the guy on the other thread.

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and go with the former.
You really can't see it? Read the last paragraph again.

It's getting to the point that we need to stamp "THIS IS SATIRE" on anything satirical.
 

RatRace123

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Ha... satire is funny.

Though, by those qualifications, I don't believe I count as an "authentic" gamer.
Uh and being a guy gamer, do you know how hard that is? Every time I play online and I say one sentence, all the girls there are suddenly like "OMG ITZ A GUY AND HE'S A GAMER LOLZZZZZ!!!!1!!!".
 

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Thank you. When I read the post that you're mocking with yours it struck me as such a tremendous ignorant stuck up piece of jackassery that I couldn't even bring myself to reply to it politely. I'm glad to know I'm not alone.

Seriously, this debate over who is an "actual" gamer is every bit as preposterously stupid as when people say things like "I live in the real America". If you love games, isn't that all that matters? Shouldn't that be what makes you a gamer? Who the hell was that guy to decide what makes someone a "real" gamer?
 

The Sandvich

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Azrael the Cat said:
In response to ninjastovall0's thread on girl gamers.

Have you ever met an authentic guy gamer? (has adequate background in gaming) and these are the qualifications/qualities for being authentic:
1. They didn't get into gaming because their friends were into it, or because their parents just bought them a console/PC. Basically like other gamers, they saw a game and just intuitively knew they would enjoy it, despite absolutely no social/common experience of it with friends to indicate it might be fun.
2. They actually play main titles like Sims and WoW that sell massive units and have online interaction (sorry CoD, Halo and other ultra-masculine space marine penis-fests, you're not real games).
3. Whatever they like they have substantial knowledge about its past, such as being able to expain in detail the market circumstances that led Origin to agreeing to the EA takeover, the histories of Interplay and SSI and can carry a conversation by adding their own points/knowledge/past.(example: if the XBox/PS2 is their first, they probably can't).
4. They're willing to talk about gaming in public, even when they are trying to pick up a good looking girl who clearly isn't into gaming at a party, and even if most of the people in the conversation aren't actually interest in gaming.

I ask this because the guy that posted this thread: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.262773-Authentic-girl-gamer can't tell the difference between his personal limited experience of gaming (seriously, it seems like he hasn't even been gaming for 20 years yet - OBVIOUSLY he doesn't have the same experiences that I have when I was cranking through the Origin games in the 80s, which makes him less hardcore and, by his reasoning, obviously not a gamer...) and 'being a gamer'.
I thought I was a guy gamer, but according to those listed qualities, I'm not :(
 

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TriggerHappyAngel said:
Never met any male gamer in my whole life, do they even excist? :O
Completly with you, guys do not exsist on the interwebs. All "guys" are just FBI agents. This thread is screaming for a [HEADING=1]Chest Hair or GTFO[/HEADING]

Ok On topic I promise:

OP I know the thread you speak of. I can understand your anger but to start another similar thread even if for satire purposes feels silly when you could post it in their thread.

And no we all know those gamers don't exist, after all I have never met one.
 

RatRace123

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2fish said:
TriggerHappyAngel said:
Never met any male gamer in my whole life, do they even excist? :O
Completly with you, guys do not exsist on the interwebs. All "guys" are just FBI agents. This thread is screaming for a [HEADING=1]Chest Hair or GTFO[/HEADING]
(Gasp) You pervert! I've never felt more exploited in my life...
Hmph, between this and chest hair jiggle physics, I don't know where this industry is headed... but I know I'll have none of it.
 

lacktheknack

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Kasurami said:
lacktheknack said:
Kasurami said:
This is either not bad satire, or you're almost as bad as the guy on the other thread.

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and go with the former.
You really can't see it? Read the last paragraph again.

It's getting to the point that we need to stamp "THIS IS SATIRE" on anything satirical.
Or it's coming up to four in the morning and my 'satire-detection' skills are somewhat off.

There's no need to be a dick about it because people are clearly not as well-versed and intelligent as you are.
Get some sleep, man. I'm not trying to be antagonistic. I'm just frustrated at the "satire detection failures" that have happened depressingly often on this site.
 

Super Toast

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I'm a guy and I play games. Therefore, I am a authentic guy gamer. Also;

Azrael the Cat said:
2. They actually play main titles like Sims and WoW that sell massive units and have online interaction (sorry CoD, Halo and other ultra-masculine space marine penis-fests, you're not real games).
No. One million times no.
 

lacktheknack

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Super Toast said:
I'm a guy and I play games. Therefore, I am a authentic guy gamer. Also;

Azrael the Cat said:
2. They actually play main titles like Sims and WoW that sell massive units and have online interaction (sorry CoD, Halo and other ultra-masculine space marine penis-fests, you're not real games).
No. One million times no.
More incomplete post reading. The OP is trying to mock someone on this site who holds gamers to those parameters.