Hello, Banana Phone?

[Insert Comedy Here]

I am aware that there is a picture about a 'bongo phone'. I just like Luffi better.

Righto, business biscuit.

Your phone rings. You're surrounded by a group of people you don't know, or care if they think you're an escaped mental patient. You're a smartass.

You pull the phone out of your pocket, and your best friend/girlfriend's number appears. Hitting the answer button, you pull the phone to your ear and say...?

Comment répondriez-vous au téléphone?

*Ahem* Sorry, had a frog in my throat (Baddum-tish).

How would you you answer the phone?

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[The Rockerfly]

S'up G is my response
Either that or "You got Rocker"(My last name"

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

I pick up the reciever/accept the call and say: "Hello?"

Amazing, isn't it?

 

[Panzer_God]

This is the FBI, we are legally required to tell you that we are montitering this call, who do you wish to speak with.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

I pick up the reciever/accept the call and say: "Hello?"

Amazing, isn't it?

I take it you're not a smartass?

Come on, be like Clyde, the Slightly-Too-Loud Commuter.

 

[Baby Tea]

Hello, Big Joe's Funeral Home! You stab 'em, we slab 'em!

 

[mikecoulter]

"I was expecting you".

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Yeees?

Or just silence.

 

[Dys]

I pick up the reciever/accept the call and say: "Hello?"

Amazing, isn't it?

I take it you're not a smartass?

Come on, be like Clyde, the Slightly-Too-Loud Commuter.

Good old Clyde.

"Yeah, um, I accidently brushed my wife's vagina when were having sex last night, &, I was wondering... Is there such a thing as elbow herpes?"

Bahahahahaha, and now we go back to reminising of the good old days when nobody recignized the chaser in public.
Good times.

OT, I tend to answer with something along the lines of "sup babe". Goes down well because it's usually not a girl and finishing a phone call started that way with "catch you 'round micheal" tends to get some funny looks.

 

[Azraellod]

"soon i shall destroy everything you hold dear... i mean, hello."

it's so much fun saying that. it's one of my favourite quotes.

 

[fix-the-spade]

I push the answer button, then say good morning/afternoon in arabic.

You will never see a room emptied faster.

Occasionally though.

"Road kill cafe, you kill 'em we grill 'em,"

 

[EeveeElectro]

Ring ring ring, banana phone!
I taught my niece that song, she sings it in class and the teachers are surprised that she knows such an old song.

If it's my boyfriend, I'll say "Hey babe/hunny/sweetie/darling" and to anyone else depending on my mood) "dickhead/what the fuck do you want/what?"

 

[LongAndShort]

Usually a simple 'sup? with a ***** or ****** thrown on to the end depending on on the person's sense of humour.

 

[sunami88]

I usually pick up the phone with an "Oi", and oddly enough my ring tone is Banana Phone.

 

[Mondo_Generator]

*Pick-up*
Batcave.

That gets a few laughs.

 

[poleboy]

Sometimes I just press the button and say nothing. It's hilarious.

 

[BlindTom]

Buddy the Elf, what's your favourite colour?

 

[ZerOmega]

"Yeah, um, I accidently brushed my wife's vagina when were having sex last night, &, I was wondering... Is there such a thing as elbow herpes?"

There is actually a dissease called nose gonnoreah. Don't ask how I know.


*ring-a-ling-a-ling*
"This better be good."
or
"[WHat you s4y]"
or
"A-Hoy-Hoy!!"