Help - An interactive story

[Ergonomix]

Help! I woke up in a dark room and I have no idea what to do, and for some reason I can only communicate with some people on a forum somewhere?

This is where I am:

What should I do?

OOC: This may seem familiar to fans of Explosm. Just tell the guy what to do, I'll take the suggestions that are good and/or funny and then I'll draw the results. I'll update once a day at least, so make sure and get your suggestions in.

 

[Lucas113]

Set fire to some rats then follow them out!

 

[Ergonomix]

I don't smoke, so I lack a lighter of any kind. I do however find in my pockets:

I can't actually see them, this is just based on touch.

 

[Portkins]

Fart. Do it. I hope thou dost suffocate.

 

[Ultrajoe]

See if you can touch the ceiling.

 

[Ergonomix]

Feel against the walls for a light swich

Um...

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

say please shut up

 

[ae86gamer]

Poke whatever is on the ceiling with a pencil.

 

[Ashbax]

Set fire to the Pencil (Instructions above) then fart through it and set your newfound friend to the fate of burning/being posioned by fart to death. Also gives you light.

 

[stormcaller]

Punch the other person out, then use then as a battering ram to see if you can bash your way out. (Your man now has super strength)

 

[ucciolord1]

Ask him/her who he/she is, if they say something like "VBSFSdfasgasfgASGFASDFASDFadfADFSi AM A VOGON", and then you hear a shhshhing, or other knife drawing sound, stab him with the fart/flaming pencil. He will explode. Use the illumination from his flammable Vogon blood to find the door or the light switch. If the room has no door, blindly bash around every part of the wall. I there is no secret switch, say what Gandalf said in the Fellowship of the Ring at the Hollin Gate. if that fails, stab yourself in the eye with the pencil and bleed to death.
You're welcome.

 

[RedDiablo]

Take the pencil and repeatedly rub it against the paper, setting it aflame. Use the flame, and use it to see the being talking to you.

 

[Berethond]

That rough object in your inventory is flint! Use the tip of the pencil (Which is graphite) To create a spark, do this on the paper and you make the paper catch fire and it will give some light, or do this to your new found friend. A flaming corpse does provide a lot of light.......

Wait wait wait wait wait
Graphite doesn't make sparks on flint. Graphite is carbon.....
It doesn't work. It's also too soft.