Help asking someone to a dance!

[Shamgarr]

Hey I need help coming up with a really creative way to ask a girl to my homecoming dance at school. So I can give you an idea: last year I got a friend of mine to dress up like a homeless guy and stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign. I went and picked up this girl I was asking, and drove by. We gave my friend some money, and he turned around his sign which said: "Will you go to Homecoming with me? -Shamgarr".

So I need something way over to top and crazy, and preferrably nothing too expensive.

 

[Berethond]

Chalk up her driveway one night with awesome drawings. Or make a treasure hunt / puzzle kind of thing, with pieces in the possession of various (trusted) friends.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

You could do the creepy she has no choice but to say yes one where you ask over a loadspeaker or in front of a lot of people. But here is my way "Hey you wanna go to the dance with me, it won't be fun unless you're there"

 

[Mr.Pandah]

Climb in through her window and snatch her up, just be sure not to leave your t-shirt.

 

[Treeinthewoods]

Get a friend to dress like a convict and take her hostage. Stuff her in a trunk with a hood over her head and drive her to the desert somewhere. Open the trunk, drag her out, pull the hood off and ask her to the dance! Nothing will go wrong, you will be so happy when whe says yes.

Trust me, I'm a stranger on the internet.

 

[koops]

Kill her parents and spell out will you go to the dance with me with their intestines. But seriously? It means more when you think of something yourself.

 

[Sacman]

just do it like this guy...

 

[thylasos]

Not too expensive?

Give her a twenty and ask her to imagine you spent it on an elaborate way of asking her. She's twenty bucks up. If that fails, don't go. It'll work out roughly the same price, I'd imagine, unless you're going in an unbeleivably fancy manner.

 

[Sneaky-Pie]

"Hey [NAME], you want to go to the dance with me?"

 

[Harlemura]

Write the question in your own blood across the front of her house.
I can't honestly think of anything better than the homeless guy idea. Can't you just recycle that?

Only other thing I could think of would be to maybe take her on a walk through a park or something.
Get a load of friends to hold signs at intervals along the trail, first sign saying "Will", second saying "You", third saying "Go", fourth saying "With", fifth saying "Me", etc. etc.
Not as good as the homeless guy idea though. Seriously, if you made that up yourself, you're going to have a tough time finding someone more creative.

 

[Audemas]

just do it like this guy...

Hell yes, Rubydog is amazing!!!
OT: I know someone who did kind of the same thing for prom and I honestly don't think it could be topped.

 

[vento 231]

I think you should not tell anyone your gonna ask, then when your alone and she's alone just ask for a moment of her time the ask her out/ to the dance...... or rape her.

 

[SovietSecrets]

Create a Sim City level asking her out.

 

[Blue_vision]

You could do the creepy she has no choice but to say yes one where you ask over a loadspeaker or in front of a lot of people. But here is my way "Hey you wanna go to the dance with me, it won't be fun unless you're there"

Simplicity does tend to be the best sometimes. Just say something along the lines of "hello, do you want to want to go to the dance with me?"