Help me brrainstorm this shizzle

[duckers101]

I am currently living in the UK, but to put a long story shot have fallen in love with a girl from sweden, just outside stockholme. and i need ways to get there.. cheap.. very cheap.. i've been over there twice with ryan air and that in all with train travel costa around £80 but fares have gone up resently and i cant afford it anymore, i've looked into cycling to sweden which would take around 8 days and would cost £25 for food for 16 days at 4000 Kcal a day and £30 for th ferry and would keep my mind of the crippling lonelyness but i run into a problem at denmark with the bridges connecting sweden to denmark as they are tolled and donot let bikes though i've looked into hichhiking but am unsure on that as i would be going by myself if anyone has any ideas to help they are greatly appreciated.

sorry if i dyslexiad all over this thread

 

[Jonluw]

Swim to France, hitchhike to Sweden.
Beg for food.
Bring a knife.

Problem solved!

Either that, or you could ask to borrow a car from someone you know.
If you don't have a license, you could get someone to drive you. Pitch it as a low-cost vacation trip to Sweden.
If you have parents, you could ask them to help finance the trip.

Captcha: What. ever
Damn. That's insensitive, captcha.

 

[DoPo]

Hitch rides. A couple of friends of mine travelled this way through Europe. Well, from the UK to the Balkans but still. I don't know exactly how much it would cost, but apparently it's doable.

 

[Vicarious Reality]

Just take the bus man

 

[Jackalb]

You're not allowed to call it brainstorming any-more as apparently it offends epileptics so it has to be called mind-mapping. Or so my lecturers incessantly reminded me for many years.

Also just do what James did with the giant peach, he got to the Empire State building so I'm pretty sure it'd be able to reach Stockholm.