Help me stop a zoophile

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GistoftheFist

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I could use some help protecting wildlife in Africa.

I know someone who is a self-confirmed zoophile. He's had sexual relationships with his housepets and stray dogs over the years. Now even though there's people who argue whether it's abuse or not, it wasn't my place to judge or my business to get involved.

Except recently, this person has been invited to travel and help care for lions (among other animals) in Zimbabwe. In his Livejournal, he's made it known several times that he'd love to have a physical relationship with a lion, and has plenty of artwork of him and lions in rather graphic depictions.

While I don't have a real "smoking gun" piece of evidence, I do have pictures and screenshots gathered up. I compiled what I could and emailed about 25 wildlife authority addresses, 7 or 8 of which gave me "mailer daemon" failures stating they didn't go through. It's been a month and I still haven't heard back, so I don't know if anyone has received the information. His position will have him traveling to Zimbabwe, Kenya, Zambia, and other parts of South Africa, and I don't know for sure how to contact wildlife authority without calling phone numbers. I don't know if the evidence I have is enough, but at the very least i'd like to get this info to the right people so they can do what they need to keep him from molesting or sexually abusing the wildlife he's entrusted with.

If anyone has some addresses or knows somebody who works with wildlife in South Africa I could email, please share it with me here or via personal message.
 

Elementary - Dear Watson

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To be honest, I think a lion has personal defenses agains sexual predators... some fucking big claws!

Ummm... I don't really know what to suggest... errr... he has issues...!
 

BlueberryMUNCH

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I...what o.o I don't know if you're err...being...serious...
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Well it is April 1st too.
HMMMM >__________>.

Either way, I think you should have a talk with this person you know. Trying to engage in sexual intercourse with a lion will end in death.

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I don't even know.
Elementary - Dear Watson said:
To be honest, I think a lion has personal defenses agains sexual predators... some fucking big claws!

Ummm... I don't really know what to suggest... errr... he has issues...!
Hilarious to see our responses involved pretty much the same things; a lot of confusion and stating the obvious<3.

AND I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO BED but I somehow feel violated by this post. I'm so confused right now.
 

Hal10k

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Somebody trying to have sex with a grown lion is a situation that's probably going to resolve itself.
 

Hazy992

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I think natural selection will sort this one out to be quite honest
 

GistoftheFist

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Yes I am serious, I didn't want to post on April 1st but I could not for the life of me get the Captchas to work the past month. While it's true that lions have defenses, they most likely can't do anything if they are sedated (for medical reasons or for things like putting tracking collars on them). I also can't "have a talk" with this person because his phone is here in the US and he'd just ignore me anyway. That's why i'm hoping to contact someone in charge of the animals.
 

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Hal10k said:
Somebody trying to have sex with a grown lion is a situation that's probably going to resolve itself.
Exactly this...

Goofguy said:
Uh April Fools or just really f***ing weird...?
Very apt avatar there. Because tonight... you!
 

BrassButtons

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Won't somebody think of the poor defenseless 300lb carnivores with 5-inch fangs and razor-sharp claws?
 

Hal10k

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usmarine4160 said:
In before Danyal (in New Zealand so I know things a day in advance now).

Once you get that smoking gun evidence just use the age old tactic of public humiliation
Not a bad idea, really. Start up a Facebook profile, Twitter account, and Youtube channel under the guy's name. Put all of your evidence on there. Make some stuff up, if you have to. Make some stuff up even if you don't have to. Everybody wins.
 

MammothBlade

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Just try raping an adult lion, you'll end up fatally mauled. Of course, if he's smart he will try to use tranquilsers.

If it bothers you so, phone the authorities, they might take you a bit more seriously then.
 

dyre

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While that's pretty fucking weird, it's probably just a fantasy. Having "artwork" of him boning a lion means he has a weird fantasy, but I doubt he has the courage necessary to, you know, actually fuck a lion. He'll probably just masturbate to them or something...
 
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This can't be a real thing...or, well, I wouldn't be surprised really. I still vote it's an April fool's day joke or something.
 

Zeema

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Goofguy said:
Uh April Fools or just really f***ing weird...?
thats kinda what im thinking too

but a Lion does have defence abilities
 

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I think this is appropriate for this thread:


OT: Yeah, unless he has a way to tranquilize animals, I say let nature work itself out. Assuming this isn't an April Fool's joke.
 

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Hazy992 said:
I think natural selection will sort this one out to be quite honest
And if it's not an April Fools joke, and the guy actually manages to fornicate with a lion without said lion killing him, I say let him do it; as Cracked.com would say, anyone with balls massive enough to bang a lion and get away with it deserves to do it. Also, anyone stupid enough to try and die, probably had it coming.
 

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nikki191 said:
whats zoo.. *blinks* backs slowly out of the thread


ForgottenPr0digy said:
GistoftheFist said:
While it's true that lions have defenses, they most likely can't do anything if they are sedated (for medical reasons or for things like putting tracking collars on them).
so that Lion is so screwed
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