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Lemon Of Life

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Hey guys, I need a speech idea for English, where I talk to the class and they ask questions afterwards. My speech can be my opinion of something controversial, or just talking about a subject or anything. The teacher was very vague. I need something that I'll be able to talk about for a while that is interesting.

Extra points if the subject is funny, but not too rediculous, I still need the grades.
 

Macgyvercas

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How about you write a paper on whether or not Michael Atkinson is destroying democracy. That should be controversial enough.
 

Stoic raptor

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A really easy one to talk about is when is it alright to kill someone. Do some research, and you could talk about foster homes and orphanages.
From what I know, most kids are seperated from their siblings because most foster home only want one kid. And most foster homes dont like to take teenagers, they are labeled as trouble makers.
 

Aunel

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how about, bass?

I did my english presentation about bass, and I got a 9/10
 

nick n stuff

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i did the same thing in college. i'm really into music so i reviewed my favourite album at the time cos i knew it so well. if u just think of something ur really in to it should be a piece of piss.
 

EnzoHonda

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-Repetitive themes and words/phrases are important. It doesn't (shouldn't) matter what the speech is about. It's the technique that's important. Repeat a phrase throughout the speech, sometimes several times in a row. "We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields and in the streets." This repetition is important to keep your audience interested.

-Put yourself into the speech somewhere. No one likes a speech from some guy talking about some thing. They want to hear about YOU. So start off with something that has effected you. "I remember, walking the streets of New Orleans the day before the storm. I saw something in the faces of my fellow citizens. We all knew something big was coming." Start with yourself, then broaden out to your topic. Get them interested in YOU and they might listen to everything else you have to say.

As for topics: Pick something that affected you, but that everyone knows about, that you broaden out. "I remember being there when Kanye stole Swift's thunder. I remember the shame we all felt. I remember..." If you want to be creative, funny, a little (lot) strange, and still have a chance at getting a good mark talk about your time in the Vietnam war or something. Yes, you weren't in the Vietnam war, but the purpose is to make a good speech, not tell people about the motorcycle you want to buy or why such and such is awesome. "I was on a swift boat, going up the Da Nang. There were snakes in the water. There were bugs in the air. There was Charlie, in the jungle." Steal some jokes from Tropic Thunder to lighten it up. Go for a Dr. Strangelove feel. It might be weird, but everyone will remember it, and unless your English teacher sucks, you'll ace it.
 

Asturiel

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Lemon Of Life said:
Hey guys, I need a speech idea for English, where I talk to the class and they ask questions afterwards. My speech can be my opinion of something controversial, or just talking about a subject or anything. The teacher was very vague. I need something that I'll be able to talk about for a while that is interesting.

Extra points if the subject is funny, but not too rediculous, I still need the grades.
I think I will give the best answer.

Go into the history and theory of pants.

If your not that crazy, how about discussion about why is gay marriage good or bad?
 

SwimmingRock

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Hate to say it, but I can't really help with theme. Experience has taught me it´s easiest to talk about something you know and love. I have no idea what you're interested in or might know a lot about. My advice would be to talk about something that´s important/intersting to you; escpecially if it's something most people wouldn't be familiar with, so they can ask lots of questions.

As for advice on actually giving the presentation, the following always worked for me, but might not be appropriate (don't know your age): an hour before the presentation, have some alcohol (two large Long Island Iced Teas used to do it for me), but not enough to get drunk. Go for 'slightly inebriated'. The alcohol will loosen you up. About fifteen minutes before the presentation, have a bit of coffee. Not enough to make you jumpy and nervous, but enough to offset the drowsiness from the alcohol. Loose, energetic and (hopefully) focused, the only thing left to do is saunter into the class, deliver a performance worthy of a Shakespearian drama, talk circles around the doubters and do it all with the semi-drunken nonchalance of a man who's actually too great to waste his time on the presentation, but has decided to throw the simpletons a bone.

Just don't make the mistake one of my classmates once made in Uni and actually get drunk at 11:00 am, which caused her to fall off the podium during our group presentation.
 

Bealzibob

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I've had this written down for a long time.... i don't know why but here goes...

Ladies and gentlemen, I am here today to talk to you about the excessive amount of delay tactics, random topics and raving that are completely off topic used in todays speeches to confuse an audience. More importantly, I'm here to talk to you about the extreme amount of words being thrown about in these tandums. Words such as "words" and "being thrown about" are excessively thrown about without a single thought about how these words might effect people if thrown at them. A recent survey indicated that everyone throws a word about at least once in their life time and these figures have been on the rise ever since the throwing of the very first word and the amount of word throwing isn't slowing down any time soon. Now some people will tell you that you that throwing around words is harmless, but if we allow these words to continue we will start to see whole systems dedicated to teaching this dangerous words, horrible words such as paraphaenalia and other big words with vague meanings. Then we will be forced to think or even discuss things in a civilized manner. lord help us....


I got another whole page of this sadly, I was in a sleep deprived state of insanity at the time of writing this so remember of comments will only be registered by the mentally unstable and possibly dangerous quadrant of my brain.
 

Lemon Of Life

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Asturiel said:
Lemon Of Life said:
Hey guys, I need a speech idea for English, where I talk to the class and they ask questions afterwards. My speech can be my opinion of something controversial, or just talking about a subject or anything. The teacher was very vague. I need something that I'll be able to talk about for a while that is interesting.

Extra points if the subject is funny, but not too rediculous, I still need the grades.
I think I will give the best answer.

Go into the history and theory of pants.

If your not that crazy, how about discussion about why is gay marriage good or bad?
I just got an A* for a speech about why men shouldn't wear underwear, which was kinda inspired by your pants idea. I mean, it wasn't that close to what you suggested, but without your comment, I wouldn't have thought of it, soooo...thanks :)
 

Asturiel

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Lemon Of Life said:
I just got an A* for a speech about why men shouldn't wear underwear, which was kinda inspired by your pants idea. I mean, it wasn't that close to what you suggested, but without your comment, I wouldn't have thought of it, soooo...thanks :)
I dont know what to think of this situation, on the one hand I helped, which is good and leaves a good feeling in my heart.

However you did not use pants, my domain, and Im still curious why we shouldnt wear underpants!

Bah whatever, congrats on the A glad my crazyness aided.
 

aseelt

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Show and tell!

That would probably be a good start. I take it you aren't American, so it might be good.

As for what to bring, no idea just yet. I'll work on it.