Here's a touching story...

[Tsuki Akechi]

Let's make a story using one paragraph posts and see what comes out the other end. FOR SCIENCE!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Once upon a time, there was a guy who wanted to have a really successful forum thread. He worked for hours at his computer, trying to come up with one absolutely perfect hot-button issue with an opinion controversial enough to pull in the views and posts, but nothing came to his mind. So he went to play Black Ops some more instead.

 

[RaNDM G]

While playing Black Ops, he discovered he was not very good at this game (or any multiplayer shooter for that matter). Whenever he wasn't being killed by campers or sniped from across the map, he was being utterly destroyed by players using only their knives. This outraged Mr. Guy, and thus he resolved to play zombies instead.

 

[Link_to_Future]

More success was to be had in the face of the undead onslaught. The Dude was pleased by his abilities to kick the tails of the legions of the damned, even if it was only digitally. Little did he know how useful these talents would become in the very near future.

September 7, 2011:

First reported case of Virus X escaping from CDC containment center. Virus spreads with alarming aggressiveness and causes an unquenchable hunger within the infected and is linked with a taste for human blood. Chaos and pandemonium soon follow.

 

[Mrmac23]

Upon hearing this news, The Bloke began to search for weapons and barricade materials. He set up a defensive position near the fountain in his local park, at the zombies were known to be weak to water.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Later, September 7, 2011:

It has been scientifically discovered that people who play a lot of zombie-killing games, such as Left 4 Dead, Dead Rising or Black Ops Zombies are immune to Virus X, and in fact, their prowess at hunting zombies after infection is based on which game they played and how well they played it.