Hey! I didn't say that!

[EeveeElectro]

You young whippersnappers may not remember, but I remember this game was quite popular a couple of years ago, with hilarious results.

The aim is to sabotage the above users quote. Put words into their mouths!

Example: The next user may want to post

Fluffy Florence:

EeveeElectro:
Gosh, I'd love a pet tarantula!

I absolutely agree, they're so fluffy and cute!

Then the next might say

SexyUser69:

Fluffy Florence:
I ate a brick this morning

I prefer toast myself...

Everyone understand?

I'd say keep it nice, but I'm sure we're all friends here who can take a joke... [sub]But srsly, our lord Topaz regularly posts here and if it seems to be getting too cruel then he's more than welcome to lock it...[/sub]

Now it's your turn!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Here's the game we all post pictures of cats and then kiss over webcam!

Yeah no.
I might just leave now. Awkward....

 

[Dr.Susse]

I think this Tattoo of the alphabet was a great idea.

Hmm I guess instead of getting a girls name tattooed you could just circle the letters.

 

[username sucks]

I will tell you what tattoo to get! I own you!

Dude, calm down. You'll probably never even see the tattoo.

 

[EeveeElectro]

If this thread doesn't get more popular, I'll kick a puppy!

Calm down man, it's just a thread :c

 

[Kae]

I sure love to kick puppies >

Me too they are so loud, annoying and stinky.

 

[Neuromancer]

Me too they are so loud, annoying and taste like chicken.

You monster.

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm not a fan of chicken, so I go for biting off snake's heads as soon as they hatch.

Bastard! At least eat their whole bodies!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I like seeing kittens suffer in the rain and then kick them for their miserable fate.

That is......one way of spending your time I guess?

 

[Neuromancer]

I got ninja'd! It goes against all I believe in! My Bushido code strictly forbits being ninja'd! In order to restore my honour I shall commit seppuku!

No, don't do it you Icelandian Samurai! Life is so much more than following codes of honour!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I see myself moving to ancient lands in my future, for Greece is a shithole of a country and all my friends can go suck the huge cock sword of Ares!

But Greece is such a wonderful country filled with the legacy of ancient civilization that helped shape western culture! Why would you hate it?!

 

[username sucks]

But grease is such a wonderful substance made of filth that helps shape fast food culture! Why would you not want to eat it all the time?! [sub]and why does my chest hurt?[/sub]

That pain in your chest means the grease you ate all those years is taking effect. Eat some more, you're almost there.

 

[Kae]

I'd like to grease a big puffy chest.

O_O Well that's uh... nice?
[sup][sup]I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.[/sup][/sup]

 

[Neuromancer]

Baby I'd grease you all day long.

Aren't you quite the bold one?

 

[EeveeElectro]

Nobody knows I like to run around in my underpants and throw kiwis at passing buses.

Well they know now! xD

 

[username sucks]

I am the ninja master and I will ruin your next post!

NOOOO! Damn you, Eevee! I will defeat you eventually!

 

[Kae]

You are so charming and pretty and we all would like to marry you.

O///O Woah I'd never been this popular before thanks guys and yes I will marry all of you ♥

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I want to marry you all just for the money, not because of love.

Don't forget to convince them to get life insurance and kill them for the extra money

 

[username sucks]

I think I will go on a murder spree now.

Too late, because I just called the police and they are already at at your door!