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Beth Zeller

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Aug 28, 2010
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Hi , I just found this website, looks really nice, just wanted to say hello:) if i posted this in wrong section I apologze, didn't see a section for new people.
 

Souplex

Souplex Killsplosion Awesomegasm
Jul 29, 2008
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Hello!
A few simple rules:
Read the guidelines.
Don't be a jerk.
Souplex is your lord and master.
Follow these, and you'll do fine.
 

TheNumber1Zero

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Jul 23, 2009
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Oh goody, another reason to use it ^^
Welcome to


Before making any further Posts, please make sure you have already read the Forum Posting Guidelines.
Follow these, and you'll find yourself on the safer side of the Banhammer.

When you are done there, feel free to Post in the Introduction Thread.
While it may be mostly inactive, it's there for a reason.

If you ever feel like leaving, please follow the example given in this list of Do's and Don'ts of Site Quitting.
While not mandatory, following this guide is requested, or not leaving the site at all, as mere breaks from it can give a different perspective.

Be sure to have a great time, and grab a Pineapple on your way to the rest of this site's Forums.
[sub][sub]Scares off newcomers, eh? We shall see...[/sub][/sub]
 

The Geek Lord

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Greetings and welcome to the Escapist. Alas, I am your local psychopathic pyromaniac, and not your guide.

In fact, I'm not sure if we hired a guide. Oh well, you'll find your way around. Right?
 

Dango

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Feb 11, 2010
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Well, hello there, you've got quite good taste to pick this website. Haven fun, I guess.

Souplex said:
Hello!
Souplex is your lord and master.
H-hey, stop telling people that. Besides, even if you were, you would have easily been overthrown by now.
 

natster43

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Jul 10, 2009
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Hello and welcome to the escapist.
We hope you enjoy your stay. It's good to have you with us, even if it's just for the day.
 

Rakun Man

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Dango said:
Well, hello there, you've got quite good taste to pick this website. Haven fun, I guess.

Souplex said:
Hello!
Souplex is your lord and master.
H-hey, stop telling people that. Besides, even if you were, you would have easily been overthrown by now.
Blasphemy! Blashphemy!

OT: Erm.. Welcome?
 

InnerRebellion

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Mar 6, 2010
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Welcome!
I am the local split-personality guy....but that position is taken by Jack and Calumon, so I am their wannabe?
Hence the name.
I just don't let my other personality talk on here...
Jaydin: Why not!
Because it makes me feel like a Jack and Calumon rip-off.
 

Tartarga

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Jun 4, 2008
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Welcome to the Escapist! Stay out of the basement, that's where we keep all the raptors with jetpacks and scissors.
 

AvsJoe

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May 28, 2009
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Good morning! And in case I don't see you again: good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
AjimboB said:
Hi there, enjoy your stay, and for god's sake, STAY OUT OF THE BASEMENT!.
She doesn't have to stay away. Remember, for all the evils down there, there's also free pie and bacon. I go to the basement all the time for the delicious key lime pie.
 

Julianking93

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May 16, 2009
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Hi there you! Nice to meet you, Beth.

Just a few ground rules to follow here;

Don't be an ass
Don't troll
I am the one you go to for cuddles and cuteness

Pretty much it.

Hope you enjoy your stay!