Horrible Awkward Moments

[AkJay]

OK, let us all share our own awkward moments. . I guess I'll start. . goddammit:

I was a young boy, about 4 years old or so. I went over my friends house, who lived up the street from. I had to use the bathroom really bad, I asked his dad if I could use the bathroom, thinking I simply had to pee he told me to go outside and use the lawn (We live in the woods, not suburbs). So, I go out into his lawn, pull down my trousers, and take a shit. On his lawn. He looks outside after a few minutes and saw what I did.. He gave me this blank look and told me to just go home. I'm considerably older now, and I still fucking cringe every time i think about it.

 

[benylor]

Was the friend you mention called Paul, by any chance?

To anybody who doesn't get the reference, please refrain from looking up "I'm going to do a poo at Paul's" on Youtube.

The advert I referenced would happen to be probably my worst HAM. Every time I see it, I leave an imprint of my face on my palm.

 

[AkJay]

I guess all the perfect little kings of Escapist are too good to have any awkward moments. . .

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

Too easy, yet I'm reluctant to share it, even if noone here knows me.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Vis a vis reply No4, I managed to get three such moments into one text conversation without realising. She didn't say anything, which made it all the worse.

 

[Emphraim]

Well, my mom recently walked in on me with my pants down and some delicious Nagato Yuki hentai on my screen. She just ignored it and started asking me if my monitor has a DVI connection, but I know she saw me doing "it" and I a feeling of great shame every time I remember it.

 

[Manhattan2112]

OK. I'm in a lab class in college. All our equipment is..substandard to say the least. Even the test tube racks are falling apart. So one day, I notice the girl next to me has a brand new one. The only new one in the lab. So I say (completely unintentionally),"Oh sure, how'd YOU get such a nice rack?"

...

I had no idea how that sounded until she gave me a look, and moved her supplies to the other side of the room.

That... that's one of the greatest things I've ever heard. Lol

 

[AkJay]

Well, my mom recently walked in on me with my pants down and some delicious Nagato Yuki hentai on my screen. She just ignored it and started asking me if my monitor has a DVI connection, but I know she saw me doing "it" and I a feeling of great shame every time I remember it.

Ouch man, don't sweat it, it happens to the best of us.

 

[Manhattan2112]

Okay okay, I can think of a few... My faovirte one ever didn't happen to me. My mom was in my room on my computer, and needed to print something out. So she got me up. At 7. On a Saturday. I'm on 2 hours of sleep here, remember. She says, "How do I print" and I go "File... print". Then she says "okay, I did it", and picks up my speaker, and goes "WHY ISN'T THIS STUPID THING PRINTING?!???"

I'll edit this post if I can think of some really good ones for me. Lord knows, I've done the "dumbest thing ever" like, 14 times.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

One time I used the soup spoon to eat my dessert...we laughed about it later.

 

[NeutralDrow]

That I'll admit?

Well, I did have this group of girls pull me aside during a dance and ask why I was stalking their friend. I just wanted to ask her to dance (having done so once, and asked again once), I'd had no idea I was frightening her...though it certainly explained why she seemed to be fleeing every time I'd seen her that night.

Yeah...I spent the rest of the night curled up in a corner out of the main hall. Literally. I think that's affected me and my intergender relationships a ton (well, one thing that did), and I still have a distinct fear of being pulled out of a crowd.

 

[Inverse Skies]

After my friends mother died of cancer, a terribly sad moment, I unwittingly used the South Park "I'm wishing cancer upon you!" joke when talking about something else entirely, then felt like an absolutely horrible person because of it. Luckily she didn't care because she realises that I don't think before I open my mouth at the best of times.

 

[PunchClockVillain]

OK. I'm in a lab class in college. All our equipment is..substandard to say the least. Even the test tube racks are falling apart. So one day, I notice the girl next to me has a brand new one. The only new one in the lab. So I say (completely unintentionally),"Oh sure, how'd YOU get such a nice rack?"

...

I had no idea how that sounded until she gave me a look, and moved her supplies to the other side of the room.

Bad thing, those labs. In our electronics course, I needed to get a power supply jack, and asked a nearby girl to get me one. Shortly thereafter, another guy in the lab asked if she could jack him too. He still hasn't lived that one down yet.

 

[Manhattan2112]

Okay, I just thought of one. It's not THAT good, but it's the best I can tink of right now. My first kiss was far from romantic. We were watching x-Men,. and she went in for a kiss, and I didn't really realize it, and I go to give a little peck, but she was going for tongue, so she ends up basically swallowing my mouth. To make matters worst, my glasses smashed into her cheek. Oh, and on a related topic, I do remember one other thing. The other day I was walking with her, when I went to kiss her cheek, but I'm really uncoordinated, and we were going up stairs, and I ended up just head-butting her.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

One time I used the soup spoon to eat my dessert...we laughed about it later.

Well, at least it's not as bad as using the salad fork for the main course. That is the sort of shame you never live down.

I have no truly embarassing or awkward moments, as I am a shameless jackass.

*Strikes pose while not wearing any pants.*

 

[Rawker]

okay, so I was in cross country for a while and after a meet I go to the mall. Idk about your schools, but wee had these gay ass cross country uniforms. So I walk into hot topic without thinking. (I go for band shirts, the goth shit they can keep.) And everyone in the store gave me this death glare as I walked around the store in my bright yellow shirt and these green shirts from the 80"s, which were extremely short. needless to say I left. and thats a really low key story, not my worst.

 

[DazZ.]

Most of mine are either things other people wouldn't find that embarrassing if I told them the story, but they are really bad to me, or full of horrible things that shouldn't be mentioned here as they are quite profane subjects.

I'll share one that's middle ground in the shortest way possible, as it's embarrassing and I'd prefer to not drag it out. (I've also said it here before so it's nothing new =])

I said I love you on a drunken one night stand mid coitus, then whilst carrying on giggled and talked slurred some words together for about 2 minutes about how I didn't.
Got kicked out pretty early the next morning.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Well, my mom recently walked in on me with my pants down and some delicious Nagato Yuki hentai on my screen. She just ignored it and started asking me if my monitor has a DVI connection, but I know she saw me doing "it" and I a feeling of great shame every time I remember it.

Ouch. I'm glad I hadn't discovered hentai yet by the time that happened to me. Though I did get a rude awakening once to the dangers of "browsing history" with a site called "howtomasturbate.com" (which, ironically enough, was nothing of the sort).

After my friends mother died of cancer, a terribly sad moment, I unwittingly used the South Park "I'm wishing cancer upon you!" joke when talking about something else entirely, then felt like an absolutely horrible person because of it. Luckily she didn't care because she realises that I don't think before I open my mouth at the best of times.

Had a moment like that with this woman at my parents' church mentioning a support group for parents who lost their kids to drunk drivers. I, standing right there, wryly commented that my parents didn't need such a group.

I don't even have to finish that story, do I?